Haha the future is sl.....o..........h

"Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country," - sure if you judge her solely on competence & knowledge of The Constitution, it looks bad BUT if you widen your metrics to include dress-up and murdering family pets she is an A+!

The solution is easy - executive order changing the word "stocks" to grocery. Problem solved lol

And yet trump makes Regan look good

I mean even global airlines need to close right? Lol

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well then we know trump's responsible for it then

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

Been meaning to donate to Wiki this month thanks Elon Mutt.
$250 coming at ya Jimmy!

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I wonder how many recalls this version of the CyberTruck will need to be recalled

Just like when a celebrity endorses a "republican" it's OK, if any money goes to any non-extreme right wing cause it's "concerning".
I find it concerning the unelected richest man in the world is playing co-president elect.

Surprisingly this stable genius that parked his dumpster in a bus stop was may bc he was an dbag not bc it broke down
@cyberstuck.bsky.social

I'm sure we'll all be shocked to know who appointed this judge....

Tesla Says The Cybertruck Will Hold 70% of Its Value After Driven for 3 Years Tesla says the $79,990 Cybertruck AWD will be worth $54,930 after driven for 3 years and 30,000 miles. This suggests Tesla is expecting the Cybertruck to hold 70% of its value after 3 years.

Now if a company that made dumpsters, trash cans and other stationary objects said this I would believe it.
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

Very very sorry for your loss

If it's not Bridgestone I'm not going 😀

Haha

Goodbye Tokyo - Emily made it sad for me when she said "these are my last noodles in Japan"

He should just say Mexico is gonna pay for it

So this must be a sign that Twitter really is just a stinky cesspool of MAGAts now if they're moving over here?

How dare you take those words out of my mouth! They were mine!

Haha like Republicans had any footing left on the moral highground
Good for President Biden
Such pearl clutching from a party that elected a convicted criminal that lies and reverses course minute by minute

Ira Glass admits he plays a 'nicer version' of himself on the radio This American Life host Ira Glass doesn't care about how people will remember him, "I'm not making a radio show for them"

This American Life host Ira Glass doesn't care about how people will remember him, "I'm not making a radio show for them."

Omg some Japenese celebrities were not supposed to take photos of in Tokyo Disneyland!