Hank!

People who move across a packed train to go stand by the door before their stop are my sworn enemy. I promise we will let you off. You are disrupting the ecosystem.

seeing two movies in two theaters with two different groups of people in one afternoon is maybe too much and is not conducive to falling asleep later

ran into some leather freaks going to see pillion while we were leaving pillion. we hugged in the crosswalk and blocked traffic and got honked at. community is beautiful, etc.

“all transgender men want to join the FBI” - @garfooble.bsky.social

It’s a 2012!!!

beautiful

Watching my spouse play Hades II and I think Aphrodite should have a full bush??

Opening the merlin app either silences all birds in a 100 yard radius, or it summons a scrub jay to audiobomb your recording

the lead singer looks like Glenn Howerton :(

the Turnstile drummer is the hottest man alive

A Waymo trapped my bus this morning and the bus driver got out and slammed his hand on the hood multiple times and yelled “WAYMO MOVE” give that man a gun

This just in, Tim Cook legally changes his name to Tim Apple, says “thank you more please” to President Trump

I think ChatGPT should be flagged on work computers like porn websites sorry

feeling the art separate from the artist as i smash that buy ticket button on imax mission impossible

I did a hackathon in college (lmao) and they had industry engineers there to act as advisors. The Palantir engineer hacked the voting system for the People’s Choice award and gave the team he advised like, 200,000 votes. Just a cute anecdote!

No SSRI Slut Summer

Born to be an introvert, forced to be a shop steward 🙂‍↕️

Try harder!

Watching Severance with me isn’t fun because I respond to every situation with “why don’t they just kill themselves?”

There are approximately 6,000 unionized workers at Columbia, including 3,000 grad/undergrad student workers. The university’s repression of anti-genocide protests has directly led to the Trump regime’s seizure of Mahmoud Khalil.

It cannot be business as usual.

It’s time to strike.

Every time they post a new line dance “tutorial” I ask myself, should we bring bullying back?

No, ‘playing dead’ is the last thing Democrats should be doing | Megan Romer Party insiders are trying to make the case for doing nothing against Trump. That’s a colossal mistake

“So what does this mean for the working class? We have to build that credible opposition ourselves. There is no one coming to save us – we are the cavalry.”

Wrote a little something for the Guardian:

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he weeeeeally wants to be pwesident :(

If you are going to be the latest line dance grifter, at least be good at dancing, I’m begging

ok I did it :)

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(will public sector unions still exist by the end of 2025 lmao)

Do you think I can get my department to 100% union density by the end of 2025 y/n

Every time I have had the urge to be a grump online this week, I have instead messaged a coworker and set up a coffee to talk about our workplace. I have had so many goddamn coffees.