@heisenbergkamp.bsky.social cackling about the Brian Kelly news. Still thinking how he faked a Louisiana accent in his introductory press conference.

This is exactly how I feel

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone said it seems like Berta’s strategy is to swoop in once someone is negotiating a price for preferred target (eg leipzig and Mosquera). If true, simple but effective

Don’t mind that at all.

Miss you on X brother. Lol

Right?!!!!!

Me yelling in response to my 10 month old gremlin biting me and then he crying at me in response never gets old

I logged onto Bluesky for the first time in weeks to soak up Arsenal and there you are!!!!!!

Lastly, Rebecca Ferguson is an incredible actress

The season was so slow. I liked a lot of the characters but now with the finale I am wondering if they are going to make the plot a little more streamlined

First off, I just realized I listened to the wrong silo audiobook. I was going mad that nothing lined up with the show…and I came on Bluesky specifically to tell you Simon and you already created an opportunity..

Now that’s out of the way, I am relieved there is a season 3. As I was unsure why

Forgot about the inevitable post Christmas kid temper tantrum at being overstimulated by all the new gifts. Currently at the stage of my daughter being mad at all the toy companies. I love her 🤣

Famous last words. Needed a lie down after that game.

Scott Merlin tweet: White Sox will have a presentation for Sasaki, per Getz.

“First off, you might’ve heard we have recently acquired Austin Slater”

Thank you man. I forgot how horrible sleep training is.

At that point of 2 child parenting where I am telling my 7 year old who is saying she isn’t tired to “do your job and go to sleep” so that I can stay up with a 4 month old.

Big big Black Doves fan right now.
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social

Sending Guilfoyle to Greece is an amazing twofer: sort of nepotism, but also doing your son a solid by sending his loud ex-girlfriend to another continent

As someone who has lived in Saint Louis, I understand this desperation.

to be an american in 2024 is to realize you appreciate a brief and concise shooter manifesto

Agent: Arenado willing to play 1B to facilitate trade The agent for Cardinals third baseman Nolan Arenado said Tuesday his client is willing to switch positions if it helps facilitate a trade, but that the eight-time All-Star is "not going to go just any...

That’s a lot of shade towards the Cardinals when you are desperate enough to leave you will switch positions www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Your son is amazing 🤣

New Wizkid 🎨

You feel compelled to just get up and start movin

I don’t think he’s that funny or entertaining anymore. But good on him for making his money I guess

DJ Lagway looks like fun.

I’ll always have a soft spot for the Gators, as my best friend’s dad is Charlie Strong.

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So pleased to see Brian Kelly lose.

Bluesky really feels built for millennials. Create a very similar layout to old twitter with a couple new bells and whistles, and I am so happy.

You bring a levity to the social media space that few have. Really was a cesspool when you left twitter! Glad you had the decency to not change your handle for Bluesky 🤣