writing an essay without the help of AI but throwing in an "Absolutely!" once in a while to make the reader second guess

we need a sweet red bean revolution in the U.S. yes it's a bean. so are peanuts. some beans are just meant to be sweetened and americans need to accept that it is delicious and necessary

working is shit but it becomes 1% more fun if you say "clonking" instead of "clocking" in and out. like why are you talking to me when i'm clonked out

were you able to use context to figure out what snellets are? this is how children learn new words

overheard coworker talking about her pet and i'm pretty sure i misheard but it sounded like the pet's name was Pliny

Cover art for “Beetle Moses: a Comics Menagerie”, the debut comic collection from beetle moses.

My debut book of comics is officially LIVE for PREORDER!

it's snelleting like crazy outside and they're big, like peppercorn size, and i tried eating some that landed on my scarf but i inhaled one and it made me cough a lot. bested by a snellet

YouTube video by Hippo Campus - Topic Simple Season

song of the day

just got yawn-contagioned from about 30 feet away. new personal record

everything that happened in that 5-hour long dream was emotionally important to me. now i'll never see or wear him again

in my dream i wove my demon boyfriend into a pair of pants (shimmering pale lavender, stretchy but flowing) for easy transport (by me) and i Really thought i was onto something. anyway you can use this premise for your webtoon

i'm the opposite. even if they leave an inn intact but copy its dimensions and create a faithful replica, that's the same inn and now there are 2 of them

i don't think humans need to have this many sinuses. i think things should be smooth and expeditious up there and mucus should slide out like an egg in a nonstick pan

i can't go swimming all the time because YMCA expensive plus i got depression plus im busy. what the fuuuck

go swimming a lot as a kid ➜ get used to going swimming all the time ➜ go insane when you can't swim all the time as an adult
don't go swimming enough as a kid ➜ develop a complex about how bad you want to go swimming ➜ go insane when you can't swim all the time as an adult

the illusion of choice

today has truly been host to some of history's longest minutes. 2:26 in particular, at least 5-10x as long as normal

lymph vampire who drinks that other fluid from those other vessels

cropped screenshot of wikipedia entry that says, "Recording for Skinty Fia took place in 2021 in London with regular producer Dan Carey. The songs were written during the day, which Chatten deemed a healthy and structured process, and recorded at night to create a level of uncertainty."

a level of uncertainty...

went to a friend's house one time and he had some rocks lined up on a windowsill and he's like "check that one out" so i picked it up and it was a potato

using a nighttime tooth grinding guard is a great way to always dream about having weird stuff in your mouth

my name is megaloblastic anemia, but i go by megan

misspelling "snippet" as "snipett" ... intriguing ... i may allow it

if you were a dog and your owner hung a battery light from your collar for night walks, would you have the cognitive capacity to think that's dope as fuck

I’m starting to think that the tickle monster is just an excuse for powerful men to tickle

downloaded a pdf of a book and it already has some highlights in it... just like a used book...

Audubon Puffin Cruise Maine | Cap'n Fish's Cruises See firsthand the National Audubon Society’s success in reestablishing a puffin colony on Eastern Egg Rock. Perfect for nature lovers!

between may and august 🥹

getting emotional thinking that it's possible for me to go take a boat tour to see puffins on little islands where puffins live

common mistake. "downside" is the bad aspects of something, whereas "downfall" is that one thing we all want to happen

i heard a bird sing and i might cry