@thedouggernaut.bsky.social
Testing out the vibe here
16.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
11.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
11.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH 2
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!
The monsterverse is pretty bad. Like 1.5 good movies out of 5 isn’t a great track record
30.01.2025 18:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you
25.01.2025 04:40 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter
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27.12.2024 06:14 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The best vampire stories are about how a man’s dick game can be so good that it traps you in an abusive relationship
25.12.2024 20:23 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster
25.12.2024 20:14 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Any others?
21.12.2024 16:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it
21.12.2024 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!
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12.12.2024 03:09 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Liam neeson naked gun has the potential to be the greatest movie ever made
10.12.2024 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This oj guy is so funny. I wonder if he ever did anything after these
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Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great
10.12.2024 17:10 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0“the sims, a game marketed to children in which players routinely torture and kill entire families”
10.12.2024 13:35 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0lmao I love the vintage 90s video game scare tactic rhetoric
“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”
09.12.2024 20:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m texting the text man for texts
06.12.2024 14:15 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0call me marge because I love you homie
25.08.2023 18:25 — 👍 955 🔁 250 💬 19 📌 1You know, the night that Judas betrayed Christ, they broke bread, and he said, “One of you’s gonna sell me up the river, rat me out, send me to the Pharisees. I think it’s gonna be you.”
06.12.2024 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to the debt collector voicemails just to feel something
06.12.2024 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should probably give irl fishing another chance
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