Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️
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Missed TST's legal update? We got you!
The [2/16/2026 update] is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
20.02.2026 17:09 —
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Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
22.02.2026 13:27 —
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Goat Simulator 3!
If you haven’t played it, you should, it is a lot of fun 🖤
01.03.2026 14:09 —
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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 stayed up all night playing a video game. There’s Hot Cheeto dust everywhere!
Anagram: DENTIN REVILES
Can you guess which video game he was playing? 🤔🕹️
Discuss below 👇🏽
01.03.2026 13:57 —
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Court Allows Louisiana Law Requiring Ten Commandments in Classrooms
Last Friday, the 5th U.S.
"Last Friday, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals voted 12-6 to overturn a lower court ruling that found a Louisiana law requiring public school classrooms to display a poster of the Ten Commandments unconstitutional."
open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...
25.02.2026 15:22 —
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It’s that time again :D
See you tonight, heathens!
25.02.2026 21:28 —
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Don’t forget to stop by this Thursday! 🐐✍🏽
24.02.2026 17:55 —
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Hellmouth Religious Services:
Self-Creation - A Satanic Deliberation - 2/24/2026
Building off of our Lupercalia celebrations, this service looks at bodily autonomy as the process and celebration of Self-Creation.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you there 🐐🕯️
24.02.2026 17:53 —
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God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave
God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave https://theonion.com/god-admits-he-no-longer-loves-humanity-but-is-too-afraid-to-leave/
23.02.2026 18:00 —
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the midnight goat set sail
tied a basket from his horns
with bouquet of roses he adorns
love letter and chocolates fill
not a valentine would spill
and beside that hungry raccoon
they sailed by the light of the moon
22.02.2026 18:45 —
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I'm leading this one!
22.02.2026 16:46 —
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The raccoon eats the chocolate and roses and tosses the love letter in the trash
22.02.2026 13:22 —
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Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️
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22.02.2026 13:32 —
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Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
22.02.2026 13:27 —
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Hellmouth Religious Services:
Self-Creation - A Satanic Deliberation - 2/24/2026
Building off of our Lupercalia celebrations, this service looks at bodily autonomy as the process and celebration of Self-Creation.
Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV.
See you Tuesday 🐐🕯️
22.02.2026 13:18 —
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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 needs to cross a river to deliver valentines. He has a small boat that holds only him plus one item.
Items to transport:
∙A box of Dubai chocolates
∙A bouquet of roses
∙A love letter
∙A hungry raccoon
How does the Midnight Goat get everything across? 🤔⛵️
Discuss below 👇🏽
22.02.2026 13:13 —
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Missed TST's legal update? We got you!
The [2/16/2026 update] is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
20.02.2026 17:09 —
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Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
19.02.2026 19:48 —
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Warning: Do not watch this concert video if you have a heart condition or if you are false metal. You've been warned.
Check out Sadistic Force on TSTTV 🐐📺🎶👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/sad...
19.02.2026 19:48 —
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God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
‘It Feels Good And The Parts To Do It Are Attached To Your Body,’ Says Supreme Deity
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually https://theonion.com/god-wondering-when-humans-will-realize-purpose-of-life-masturbating-continually/
18.02.2026 16:20 —
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#SignalBoost 🐐
18.02.2026 17:49 —
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It’s that time again :D
See you tonight, heathens!
18.02.2026 17:48 —
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Don’t forget to stop by this Thursday! 🐐✍🏽
17.02.2026 20:15 —
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Tune in! 🐐👇🏽
17.02.2026 00:58 —
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Sunday math with chocolates!🍫🖤
15.02.2026 18:41 —
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A happy #Lupercalia to you 🐐🌹
Ave Te Ipsum!
15.02.2026 15:15 —
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Thank you! 🫵🏽🖤
Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️
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15.02.2026 13:41 —
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Tune in tomorrow 🐐👇🏽
Monday, February 16 @ 8 PM EST/6 PM PST
Join TST’s Legal Updates team as they discuss The Satanic Temple’s lawsuit against the City of Boston over the refusal to fly TST’s flag at City Hall.
Follow this link 👉🏽 thesatanictemple.com/livestream
15.02.2026 13:33 —
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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 bought candy for his crush but couldn’t help but eat some of it…
* He bought 3 boxes of Dubai chocolates
* Each box has 12 pieces
* He ate 5 pieces nervously
How many pieces does he have left to give? 🤔🍬
Discuss below 👇🏽
15.02.2026 12:57 —
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