2 months ago i set myself a challenge of losing a stone before xmas, today I am only 2 stone shy of achieving that goal.

Congratulations to the players, staff and supporters of Celtic Football Club.

A 119th major trophy.

The most successful football club in Glaswegian, Scottish, British and European football history by major trophies won.

☘️

It was far across the sea
When the devil got a hold of me
He wouldn’t set me free
So he kept me soul for ransom.

Jackie McNamara of Dunfermline Athletic. 96 apps, 4 goals. Signed from Gairdoch United in 1991.

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If something similar happened at Celtic Park it’d be headline news for a fortnight.

Scumbag. I’m sure the rabble who pretend to care about the safety of women as an excuse to demonise immigrants and ethnic minorities will be up in arms about his guilty verdict

What now, Keir?

"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"

"What is it?"

"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"

I detest this government. All bought and paid for shills.

Hearts fans look on stunned as Albert Kidd celebrates his strike for Dundee on the final day of the 1985-86 season.

Following the ICC's arrest warrants, the Independent Alliance have written to the Prime Minister asking if he will comply with the ruling.

The UK government must decide: is it on the side of Israeli impunity or international law?

John Martin. Dirty stinking SCAB.

The ICC’s arrest warrants are long overdue.

The Prime Minister & Foreign Secretary must immediately endorse this decision. That is the bare minimum.

Will the UK government now, finally, honour its international obligations to prevent genocide and end all arms sales to Israel?

Hi all great to come across to this platform and see if it’s a nice place👍

I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that

He looks like Ant and Dec just told him he got zero stars for camp

The remake of Basic Instinct can fuck off.

Lee McCulloch’s teeth are outrageous 😂

No country for old football men

Well, an afternoon here has pretty much convinced me.
Twitter account closure soon come.
Every tiny bit of fucking it into that billionaire incel, dog fucker, madly-apparently-pregnant-in-the-upper-chest-area sex case nazi fuck has to be a good thing.

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Morning Suzie 🍀

What kind of motor are ye selling mate…?

'Peter Lawwell is the chief executive of Celtic. I am the chief executive of Bobo Balde.' - Bobo Balde, 2007.

Tannadice Park, Dundee. Home of Dundee United FC. (2024) Pic: Danny Last.