cold lil heart

just come here, we’ll figure out the rest.

maybe we were better off strangers

ate a gas station hotdog for breakfast because i take risks like that

Switching to “quiet mode” but for, like, everything

Pets shouldn’t be allowed to get old.

I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying

If the world ends, I'm looking for you right after.

Elegant, like a garbage truck.

Have you tried resetting my box?

It’s sad that kids today will never get to burn their legs going down a metal slide.

i miss butterflies, all of mine are dead.

When someone else’s drama weirdly makes you feel better about your own life, that’s anti-anxie-tea.

you know that Red Hot Chili Peppers song? The one about California

so if you start posting about karate rap this is why

lies 😂🫶🏽🖤

i would keep my mouth shut but it just doesn’t feel right

merry christmas 🎁

merry christmas 🎄

😘

legos + doing pot

another whiskey and more of you

😂. idk about that but 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

turn me into a pretzel like you mean it

I mixed alcohol with literature made F. Scotch Fitzgerald.

Every time I’m building to orgasm, I feel like the little guy in The Price Is Right game Cliffhangers, yodelling my way up the mountain