Timothy Simons

The high council moves so much product Trump thinking about blowing us up in international waters.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Lololol

These are my first pickups post high council pod

If there's anything funny about this -- debatable -- it's that Trump has an entire team of Project 2025/Federalist Society ghouls who have painstakingly built a foolproof backroom legal system to legitimize fascism and then Trump just goes THEY CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME I'LL SUE and gives it all away

That was John. He’s since been fired.

Will be crossing a border and just in case they check social posts i would like to say Donald trump pls eat my pussy from the back ya fuckin knob I’m the head of antifa I’m the one that organizes all the meetings.

the downfall of a democracy because the most thin skinned vain cunt in the history of thin skinned vain cunts doesn’t want someone making fun of him.

Nakedly and openly batshit crazy. Jesus fucking hell these people are insane.

I do feel for the dozen or so people who genuinely thought Donald Trump and Republicans cared about free speech. It’s gotta be hard having to call your bank three to four times a year to tell them you fell for the wallet inspector again.

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

It's wild to watch the central tenets of white supremacy -- that this is a world for white people and no one else -- work their way from like racist sheriffs smashing Black people's taillights all the way up to 6 Ivy League grads codifying "it's okay to smash taillights" into law.

How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks

Who are either of these people?

honestly? this is dope.

I guess this was wrong and he’s just lazy

Apropos of nothing one of my fondest memories is a friend of my parents saying he was going to watch Nixon's funeral just to make sure they were putting him in the ground.

lololol

You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]

WEAPONS (2025)

bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset

Just got mine delivered today too!

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

The GOP’s solution to the Epstein files is going to be lowering the age of consent

hell yeah.

Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen.

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