creature comfort

i had another self-harm episode last night, and my gretsch did not survive.

i‘ve hit rock bottom.

yessss and it’s ren faire day with the bf and a ton of friends

👋 good morning, there’s nothing to do at work today

two hookups in one weekend and i still can’t convince myself i’m hot.

if this puppyboy ghosts me i’m… well, i probably won’t do anything. the earth will still turn.

girls and gays, we have once again passed the STD panel. all negative.

doctors hate him! local man listens to one k.d. lang song, and you won’t believe what happens next!

soft-launching my bisexuality this afternoon, stay tuned.

lots of firsts this week: first lesson with a new guitar teacher, first date lined up with a potential friend with benefits, first time going to northhalsted market days… this may be a good week.

anyway, i think i’m getting better at telling the difference between babesia and malaria.

being required to take an exam as an adult is very frustrating. you’re supposed to have grown out of that. pathetic.

good morning. i forgot my meds at home.

i remembered i have some non-leather kilts as well.

the essential paradox of being a gay chubby chaser is that you want to watch your bottom eat quesabirria tacos, and then, what, eat his ass afterwards? godspeed.

how are my #hemorrhoidwarriors this morning

hey howsit goin

mornin’. i got to test my own blood type at work today and unless i did something wrong i think i’m the universal donor?

it’s crazy that there are zero other gay guys who like pokemon. you think there’d be at least one more.

no i cannot be normal about this.

what sorta statement does a carhartt small off-black tee tucked into overly-distressed jeans make?

yes i already obsessively groomed (disconnected mustache, conditioned beard, waxed unibrow).

i might be meeting my boyfriend’s family friday. how do i act like someone actually worth dating?

internalizing homophobia tonight.

i wish i could pass for straight.

very likely i’ll wear this same outfit to see L7 at the salt shed tomorrow

chicago pride fest fit. tell me i’m cute.

i’ll send dick.

i want to frustrate somebody.

who’s down to get bothered?