niko

felt like bsky is where the target audience of this post would be

i can picture exactly how this function would work if i was programming it even tho im not even good at all that but unfortunately excel just has to be difficult

lowkey wish excel worked like regular programming

Pussy

Dave strider

DO NOT BLOCK ME ON TWITTER

asking genuine questions on reddit is great exposure therapy for social anxiety. yeah everyone probably thinks ur stupid, and it's literally fine and not consequential whatsoever

yes I KNOW it's silly to ask if i can get medical imagery for no reason. obviously in theory that wouldn't happen much. but how am i to know the real practical answer without consulting the experts? the tradeoff is that the experts will always think ur an idiot

u can say "i understand this is a stupid and silly question but am asking anyways" on reddit and will still be downvoted and called stupid. the price you pay in the pursuit of anecdotal knowledge

Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED.

saoirse dream saoirse dream · Album · 2025 · 10 songs

s/t out now open.spotify.com/album/0iMdIv...

OUR WIFE IS SO EPIC

whgoghah

I don't know how to ask for help, but I'm $300 short on bills this month, don't have money for food, and have to pay $200 of it tonight to avoid getting crushed by late fees.

venmo is (at)cvnvvnvnvvn
or if you want to buy my music i'll link my bandcamp in the replies:

the part of me that's polyamorous is the same part of me that took a project management course

the lich saoirse dream · Single · 2025 · 4 songs

open.spotify.com/album/2EqOzT...

Musicians, consider using Itch.io as an additional place to sell your music

she is risen . ݁₊ ⊹ sever a soul hung by a thread

the-lich.com

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

i hope they find Dontchase Willrun :(

asian moment from multiple angles

first time in a while im sad about missing a "limited edition" drop for something and it was year of the snake themed lactase pills lmfao

remember when two states summoned me at the same time but for dates when i'd be in the opposite state. silly

i wanna do jury duty sometime. i'm curious. everyone says it sucks and they never wanna do it but i want to experience it. i don't know if they'll even let me in tho

Additional scripts for cis het white men who want to be better allies:

“What a weird thing to say”

“Do you hear yourself right now?”

“You shouldn’t say shit like that to people”

“I won’t let you talk to them that way”

“That’s a disgusting opinion to have”

“Shut the fuck up, dude”

i get a sick sense of joy and satisfaction from filing my taxes