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I assume the answer has to do with guys who say “All cats is gray in the dark.”

What are those two tiny, fleshy lumps directly in front of his face?

“Don’t put that ring on,” I said. “It’s a Horcrux,” I said.

I was gonna send you a DM about this, but I can’t. Poop.

Sure: Our president made it clear that she’d better not talk, she hasn’t talked, and now it’s time for her reward, beyond getting to stay alive.

Which finger is her bird?

“… do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat….”

I don’t really understand the “or” questions about our president: Is he horribly venal or irretrievably awful? Is he an imbecile or a monster? Is he a colossal mistake or a hideously moronic idea?

It disappeared from the Oval right after Musk’s four-year-old wiped nasal excreta on it.

Well, SOMEONE was briefed: someone who knows the word “onerous.”

I was gonna guess abusive husbands and boyfriends.

Well, that’s when you have to go to Hollywood and build a career on it, like Pat Corley….

To be fair, who has a more soothing voice — a veritable lullaby of a voice — than RFK Jr.?

Which “the people” does he mean?” “The people with absurdly long neckties and paper signs with gold lettering saying’The Oval Office’?”

I loved this book, to the extent that one can love being horrified.

Ditto “Fantasyland.”

Superb work.

Beer gives you rabies.

“One vastly worthless mind of Cream of Wheat ploops in the desert….”

Well, we already know they’re gonna lie.

“Everybody knows the moon is made of green cheese and I have long, flowing, natural locks. So I don’t wanna talk about it, because everybody knows.”

At least bark pointless orders, for God’s sake.

“Good job dealing with that crisis, Mr. President! You really came through in the clutch!”

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That right there is 25th Amendment territory: He was unable to act in a crisis.

Not even at the airports?

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no puppet, no puppet, YOU’RE the puppet.

You could have ended that question after the word “back.”

This is the most disappointing World Series result in my life that didn’t involve the Giants losing.

This only reminds me of Bob Brenly’s impression of Caray saying “Heathcliff Slocumb.”

Sadly, maybe only 10%.