Maark

get in everybody whether you like it or not we're immanentizing the eschaton with F35s and MOABs. and we're doing it without even the pretense of bringing about "utopia" to boot

I think that’s basically the same one. Yandex reverse image search actually got me some results of similar keyboard in Cyrillic and Japanese but couldn’t pin it down precisely to a model or brand with too much certainty

Enormous keyboard with more keys than any other keyboard I’ve ever seen.

This is the only keyboard that’s worth having and I am cursed by its existence since I have been entirely unable to determine who made it and how the fuck I can get my hands on one. It’s a white wale that I forget about for months on end then hyper fixate on trying to find it for about a week

My mom is always very quick to remind me that I was born a month early at 9 lbs and broke her tailbone on the way out somehow. So you’ll get years of mileage out of giant baby story even if just to the kid themselves

Man I had somehow entirely forgotten about them

His ass is not watching football

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

Just realized you could build the mineshafts they’ll be tossed in with some grenades in northern Greenland and accomplish some type of reaching across the aisle bullshit compromise on trumps greenland nonsense

lol the mineshaft and grenade after getting shot is an all time hilarious way to be dealt with. Drunkest Bolsheviks you’ve ever imagined being like fuck em this will work

However poorly written and indecipherable I am expecting there’s four consecutive commas in a response to a question about when they’ll get to fuck the girls currently being trafficked. And the person asking has either more money or power than you’ve ever considered

I should know better by now but it’s consistently jarring when presented with how all these fucking demons communicated amongst themselves. There are major facets of American life that are decided for you by pedophiles that send emails less coherent than the drunkest messages ever sent

fitting to have their punishment be one that was introduced to most people my age via Edward Norton as a Nazi in American History X

There is the, what I assume is, universal impulse to make sure that if I have to know something objectively horrifying about the thing that sucks I must also tell anyone and everyone. Sometimes the urge to share cursed can be suppressed but with that freak I just cant

I feel an essential part of the only thing I know about him is missing here: he was once live-streaming when an roach was just on his shirt

Recreate the Byford Dolphin incident with all of them

Use them as batteries like the machines in the matrix…. Not worried about how inefficient they becuase it’s not the point

Yeah I’ve basically been thinking pretty much everyone has to go. Don’t care what your excuses or whatever are you can get fucked

The phrase “put them in batches” made me lol. Fuck em we can probably stack them 8 high vertically if they lying flat. They can be a time capsule for future aspiring fascists to unearth that serves as a warning

If we could guarantee sepsis or death in the short term schwedentrunk is probably humiliating enough too

It’s a bit too on the nose that this country is currently in the process of legitimizing future military strikes on Iran based around their government killing citizens in the streets.

I’m always partial to suggesting use of the brazen bull because if it’s alliteration and would be no less than they deserve. A key part of its appeal and effectiveness as an execution/torture method is making those waiting to get the bull next hear the screams from inside.

In all honesty a bullet would be too kind for any of these fucking ghouls.

It’s not surprising but it’s no less infuriating that this is how it plays out. The lack of substantive response by the Dems indicates that the problem isn’t in what’s being done in Palestine or Minnesota but that it’s been recorded for all to see.

Immensely frustrating and baffling to anyone that’s not a fucking ghoul that no one in any sort of position of power can offer anything more than some impotent platitudes as citizens get executed by federal death squads. Then I’m reminded of their similar attitude about Palestine

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

Oh man i forgot a so much about that specific election cycle and the early moments of the presidency. People getting the hex code of color used by Warrens campaign that just looks like they all got matching Holocaust prisoner ID tattoos

Hahah it’s a Mitch McConnell quote which I absolutely do not remember. Well at least it’s referencing a moment of triumph, oh never well should have kept reading before typing.