Y’all, the folks on GardenTok have me starting seeds in my dining room.

My bell peppers are gonna be lit.

“View from *insert cloud cover level seat*

I’ve opened Tiktok no less than 100 times in the last 2 hours just to get pissed all over again.

I'd like to open this morning with an icebreaking exercise. Should be fun, because you all get to hear a story about yourself. Ready? These are unique ways I imagined murdering each of you when I was bored in last week's meeting:

I can’t make myself download RedNote knowing what I know about how bad phone number spoofing is right now . Unt unh.

Whew chile…I’m in a 3 story. Leaving something in my office on the ground floor just means it’s staying down there til tomorrow if I’m on the bedroom level 😵‍💫

$2 Billion for uncooked cookie dough is insane.

Definitely needed her and some actual dialogue. I was surprised that Giselle was likable this season, I guess Robyn leaving should’ve happened seasons ago.

My only fav left! They got rid of Monique and Candiace was the last of the girls with an actual storyline. Just cancel the damn franchise at this point; the revamp is dry.

Okay, I’m back. I deleted IG, Twitter, Facebook, and they’re taking my TikTok in a few weeks. So if this don’t pop off…I’ll have officially aged out of social media 😵‍💫

Literally lol. Yeah, I can’t picture her coming back anytime soon. The girls would never let her rest and she’s never going to take accountability. Which sucks cause I love me some Kurn Huga’

They were gonna eat her UP after that arrest footage that dropped a few weeks ago lol

a woman in a blue robe is making a funny face while sitting in a chair . ALT: a woman in a blue robe is making a funny face while sitting in a chair .

Please get me into Black Sky soon…cause the cats on the feed aren’t doing it for me over here.

Approaching this Thanksgiving with a “Martha Stewart x Trina” outcome as my goal. Like…yes there will be table runners and place settings.

There will also be cognac and Meg Thee Stallion.

#BlackSky

Show me the way…cause this ain’t it 😂

Why are there so many cats on this app? What is going onnnn?