Doug

Sending a seventh party invite like I didn’t just read this

When I was a kid, I was very bored at a funeral so I just started BELTING “The Wizard and I”

THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT IT

Oz lore references I noticed in wicked:
-The name Mombi as shiz faculty (the name of the witch of the north we see in return to Oz)
-Elphabas hands shadow on the book mirroring the original wicked witch screen test
-Poppies putting people to sleep
What other ones did you catch??

Heart of a bottom, colon of a top

“I can’t wait to use as many dishes as possible!!!”
My subconscious every time I cook, apparently

Facebook keeps recommending “friends” and it’s just just coworkers from a temp job 3 years ago

*every comment on every single shred of content right now*
“Bet that’s another WOKE KAMELA VOTER!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!”

Good morning to everyone except people who caption their pics “Chudai”

Her

Hi I’m Doug and I love:

⭐️Pokémon
⭐️Paper Mario
⭐️Luigi’s mansion
⭐️Kingdom hearts
⭐️The Legend of Zelda
⭐️Mind Over Magic
⭐️Civilization
⭐️Pharaoh
⭐️Ghost master
⭐️Impossible creatures
⭐️Fallout
⭐️YuGiOh Master Duel

Also “wataaaa"

Imagine pissing a crow off as an infant and having to deal with it until you’re legally an adult

It's fine to admit that the culture is too crass and depraved in the modern era, like today's audiences probably would look at this 16th Century statue depicting the heroic battle between Hercules and Diomedes and act like there was something sexual about it

Trying to find the section for gamers who *aren’t* weirdly upset that women exist??? Please???

Cat content that’s all

Help me out I’m trying to see something

Good morning

If I’m just as unpopular here as I was on twitter im gonna SCREAM

My worlds on fire, how ‘bout yours? 🔥