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07.12.2025 15:38 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@amactavish.bsky.social
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GET MY CARDIGAN, iβM GOING IN
07.12.2025 15:38 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I think I might be the Rainbow Fish of Duolingo streak freezes
06.12.2025 12:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Walked into therapy with a new short haircut and my therapist pulled out a new notebook. I canβt even be upset about that, Iβd do the same thing
04.12.2025 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βNatural sciencesβ implies the existence of βunnatural sciencesβ
04.12.2025 00:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Okay, well, they donβt have to be rude about it
03.12.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scientists studied thousands of children born March 2020-May 2021.
Out of 800+ mothers diagnosed with COVID-19, 16.3% of their babies received a neurodevelopmental diagnosis by 3 years old, compared with 9.7% who werenβt exposed to COVID-19 in utero.
Why the long face?
02.12.2025 12:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Husband: hey, you guys know you are allowed to marry someone you actually like, right?
30.11.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My husband and I, listening to a group of cishet couples making weird, borderline abusive βmen vs womenβ jokes:
30.11.2025 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Dog tax
29.11.2025 12:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like Iβm pointing out the obvious here, but you should put Finn in a button-down
29.11.2025 12:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
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27.11.2025 21:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I named my dog Ophelia over three years ago, and now weβve been blindsided by being associated with Taylor Swift and her AI-coded, private-jet-driven radio-pop. Please, give me the Lumineers back
26.11.2025 13:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1First I wasnβt carded buying champagne and then a teenager asked me, βhow old are you? Like, thirty?β and Iβm beginning to think that I might just look terrible
25.11.2025 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIs that the CN tower in the background? Itβs like theyβre not even trying.β
24.11.2025 20:31 β π 163 π 23 π¬ 5 π 8Now thatβs a Saturday well spent
22.11.2025 22:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI love you to death, but itβs almost midnight and so you gotta stop taking about the Iron Scow, just for tonight, okay?β
Make sure to assess your partnerβs degree of interest in rusted old boats before marriage, people
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15.11.2025 15:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me and my dog in the corner at the party: π―ββοΈ
15.11.2025 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some recent pieces
05.11.2025 12:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βDid you say your name is Al? Cool. You donβt meet a lot of women named Alβ man, youβre so close to getting it
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03.11.2025 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse
30.10.2025 17:37 β π 8034 π 3723 π¬ 31 π 38Happy new Florence + The Machine album day to all who celebrate ππ
31.10.2025 11:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs very Jekyll and Hyde. My side is pastel colours and plants. His side is where dreams go to die
21.10.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what Benβs half of our shared office looks like
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