Alex MacTavish

2SLGBTQIAH+

Happy Martios!! 🌷🌱⛅️
We’re all set with our martis bracelets 🧿

The official “let’s get this dissertation done” outfit 🐻:

Spring weather calls for flower drawings!

psych, nlme, lme4, plyr, and lubridate!

I didn’t cry once while using R today. Somebody applaud me, please

My dog: This water dish hasn't been scrubbed in 23 hours, it does not meet my exacting standards.

Also my dog: Ooh, spicy puddle water. Don't mind if I do.

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For a good portion of the night, my dog sleeps on my comfortable, foam pillow and I end up sleeping on a 15-year-old Pillow Pet™️. You know, the way god intended

Oil pastel blue-green hummingbird on a pink background

Latest oil pastel piece 🌺

“We’ve invented a service that will do every substantial piece of human activity so you can focus on being slowly lowered feet-first into an industrial shredder”

I barely survived marking the essay questions

To the dipshit who saw me wearing a mask in Costco and said “ugh, another Liberal”: asshole, I’m NDP

Yeah, I’ll give you Ben’s number and y’all can sort out the details

I’d give a kidney for someone to make a trifle around here

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way

I overheard my husband introduce me to someone as “Al” and when they said “just Al?” he said “yeah! Al as in…umm…a nonbinary person who was named Alexandra, and Alex was already taken”. Points for style and accuracy

Getting Heated: Profs talk queer representation in sport and media

In which I was asked to share my thoughts on 2SLGBTQ+ people experiences in sport and also representations of sex in the media. Of course we were talking about Heated Rivalry, everyone is: can01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com?url=https%3A...

I tried to take that bullet for you and broke my rib about it. Next time I’ll try two ribs

im not overcsffirnared YOURE ovetcafferineared

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COVID-19 Leaves Lasting Changes in the Brain, Even After Full Recovery Summary: Advanced imaging reveals that COVID-19 may cause lasting brain changes, even in people without ongoing symptoms, pointing to hidden neurological effects that could persist long after recovery...

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Hey Jon Stewart, jokes about wearing masks aren't funny Critics of the host say he's a hypocrite.

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“Quiet” autistic cousin just conserving energy to destroy everyone at board games A "quiet" autistic relative is just preparing to absolutely decimate their family at board games, it has been reported. Des Ackerman, 21, has been silently observing the Christmas festivities since…

Ackerman is reportedly just sizing everyone up and looking for weaknesses they can exploit when Monopoly starts to heat up, which they believe is “as inevitable as death”.

My baby sister (8) and I, who both get overwhelmed at family get-togethers:

My one tradition

Hey chat, what’s the queerest I can dress to a family Christmas Eve dinner?

Ollie and the neighbour dog sometimes conspire to both be let out at 5am so they can bark at one another. While I love strong female friendships, y’all can’t be terrorizing the neighbourhood at the witching hour