Alex MacTavish

GET MY CARDIGAN, i’M GOING IN

I think I might be the Rainbow Fish of Duolingo streak freezes

Walked into therapy with a new short haircut and my therapist pulled out a new notebook. I can’t even be upset about that, I’d do the same thing

“Natural sciences” implies the existence of “unnatural sciences”

Okay, well, they don’t have to be rude about it

Amid Confusing CDC Guidance About Vaccines, Study Highlights New Risk of COVID-19 During Pregnancy A Harvard study found that the children of women who contracted COVID-19 while pregnant may be at an increased risk for autism and other diagnoses, raising new concerns about the CDC’s decision to sto...

Scientists studied thousands of children born March 2020-May 2021.

Out of 800+ mothers diagnosed with COVID-19, 16.3% of their babies received a neurodevelopmental diagnosis by 3 years old, compared with 9.7% who weren’t exposed to COVID-19 in utero.

Why the long face?

Husband: hey, you guys know you are allowed to marry someone you actually like, right?

My husband and I, listening to a group of cishet couples making weird, borderline abusive “men vs women” jokes:

Dog tax

I feel like I’m pointing out the obvious here, but you should put Finn in a button-down

Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide

Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/

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I named my dog Ophelia over three years ago, and now we’ve been blindsided by being associated with Taylor Swift and her AI-coded, private-jet-driven radio-pop. Please, give me the Lumineers back

First I wasn’t carded buying champagne and then a teenager asked me, “how old are you? Like, thirty?” and I’m beginning to think that I might just look terrible

"You can totally tell this movie was shot in Toronto," says man about movie set in Toronto TORONTO – While watching a movie at home with friends, local cinephile Jacob Meznik repeatedly pointed out all the times the movie gave away that it was clearly shot in Toronto, blissfully unaware tha...

“Is that the CN tower in the background? It’s like they’re not even trying.”

Now that’s a Saturday well spent

“I love you to death, but it’s almost midnight and so you gotta stop taking about the Iron Scow, just for tonight, okay?”

Make sure to assess your partner’s degree of interest in rusted old boats before marriage, people

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Me and my dog in the corner at the party: 👯‍♀️

Some recent pieces

“Did you say your name is Al? Cool. You don’t meet a lot of women named Al” man, you’re so close to getting it

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A poster that says Did you see: -a tent in the woods? -someone shoplifting? -a person sleeping in their car? NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT people are struggling don't make it worse

Happy new Florence + The Machine album day to all who celebrate 🎃💀

It’s very Jekyll and Hyde. My side is pastel colours and plants. His side is where dreams go to die

This is what Ben’s half of our shared office looks like