Lucas Jackson

Liam Neeson!

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

every single psycho thing Donald Trump does he does only because almost every single federally elected Republican has chosen unilaterally, independently, and with complete freedom to go along with it unconditionally

This all flows back to Justice Kennedy and Citizens United.

literally just Lord Farquaad‘s “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make”

Fresh new hell, every single say!

(It’s only been 13 months)

Trump wearing a fuckass USA hat. He looks like a joke, because he is.

It’s the least important thing, but I can’t believe our pedophile president just declared an illegal war at 3am in this fuckass hat.

I can't believe the first man to be awarded the FIFA Peace Prize would do this (again)

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

Im miserable already, might as well have the money too

Run the 10 miles first - that’s 2 hours gone

After that it’s two beers an hour. Definitely doable for 12 hours

Where do you put the tacos though? There’s just no room

That’s the thing, you can’t really go much faster than 2 beers an hour so you’ve got around 14 hours of boozing. And that takes a lot of stomach room you need for tacos

Now if I dont have to keep it all down? It’s cake

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

Try drinking 24 beers in a day. Just try it

Jay: Infinity War Jay: Endgame

You are still worthy

- me trying to find an easy elective in college

What’s more insane is that Merrick Garland’s justice department had all this information and deposed NOBODY

When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.

This should concern Senator Collins

We’ve exchanged Con Law for “Con” Law

Hard to argue with the voters on this one

Also relevant to today’s events! Who knew?!

The Insider is an absolute banger

I try to tell people, its a fucking grind! 9 sections! 3 days!

Enjoy the cold beers tomorrow

Just think what people born in 1950 have seen.

Last day is cake. You’re through the meat