Panel 1: Carvey is reading a mail invitation he received while scratching his head, "Swinger's party?" Panel 2: he tears up the mail, looking indignant, "Don't they know I'm in a committed relationship with the leftover chili in my fridge?"
Title: "1984" Panel 1: Carvey is at a bar, watching television with a squirrel in a suit sitting at the end of the bar, "you know, I'm sensing a disturbing lack of ugly people on T.V nowadays." Panel 2: "I blame it on Reagan." The squirrel turns around, "you blame everything on Reagan." Carvey furrows his brow and sneers, "And I will continue to."
Title: "First Night Together." Panel 1: Carvey is sitting in a chair, meekly, holding a mug of coffee in his hands. "Oh, well, ok... uh, w-we did a crossword puzzle together in bed." Panel 2: carvey looks dumbfounded, "it was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"
Title: "Get Along Little Doggy." Panel 1: carvey is standing on a public city sidewalk, staring up at a large movie poster with a shirtless 70s Actor Lion on it. Panel 2: it is a bottom-up view of carvey craning his neck back, "Huh. I think I get it now." Panel 3: his head is tilted down and the viewer now sees the somewhat anxious and sullen expression on his face. "What will I tell my wife?"
A small collection of small, balding dog
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