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I’d much rather keep your dog, or any dog, in Minnesota than another whiny “retired executive”

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Yep.

Did Jack Hughes just make me feel patriotic?

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He is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world. Can’t articulate a single coherent thought, doesn’t understand the most basic concepts, and doesn’t care to learn.

“Four interviews and this is how I find out they went with someone internal?” Ian Vaske, Motorcycle Polisher

Kim Jong-Un Selects Teen Daughter As North Korea’s Next Leader https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-selects-teen-daughter-as-north-koreas-next-leader/

WHITE HOUSE: "When you see it on Truth Social, you know it's directly from President Trump."

TRUMP 2 WEEKS AGO: "Somebody posted, a staffer posted ... somebody slipped. I didn't do it. This was done by somebody else."

In the end, I welcome all good-hearted, principled, justice- and accountability-seeking people no matter their creed

I’m with you. I’m an atheist and think religion’s influence on our politics needs to be drastically reduced, but it’s silly to believe that there aren’t principled religious people on the left or that anyone who pronounces their religion is pandering to evangelicals.

For the billionth time, he was “getting in the way of an ICE operator” by standing in between him and the woman he had just violently shoved to the ground, they didn’t even know he had a gun until about three seconds before they murdered him, and they disarmed him prior to shooting him 10 times

I refuse to believe that there’s a single person in this world or the next that didn’t violently cringe throughout this video

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature

. @jamestalarico.bsky.social: "This is the party that ran against cancel culture, and now they're trying to control what we watch, what we say, what we read. And this is the most dangerous kind of cancel culture, the kind that comes from the top" www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.

This culture of “it’s ok for law enforcement to break the law” really really needs to be snuffed out (although I wouldn’t use law enforcement attitudes as a reason to pick Wisconsin 😁)

Years, although I’d shaved to a mustache a few times. Hadn’t been totally clean shaven in probably ten years if not longer. Also, I grew it back as quickly as I could 😂

When you want to look really innocent, you say “I’ve been totally exonerated” as many times as possible in 30 seconds, even when people are asking you a different question.

I shaved mine off last month and felt like a naked mole rat for a good week

Yeah, but when they crash, they crash into the pit of fascists, taking out at least a few of them.

Next-door neighbors only. Those people two doors down can go to hell.

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Every MAGA argument is “Here are two completely different things. If we pretend they are exactly the same, the Left makes no sense.”

I will never get tired of Ant hyping Jaden.

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