Willzebub Schlitz

It's not that AI is useless.

It's that AI is useful like asbestos was useful.

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Fucken chills

The back of a Honda CR-V. The spare tire cover has an oddly horizontally stretched picture of Mary, crown on her head, hands clasped, praying over the prone, partly swaddled baby Jesus. Joseph looks over her shoulder half out of frame.

“Good drink, good meat, good god, let’s eat”

A ★★ review of Shelter (2026) This may be my first real dud of the ZombieSteve52 challenge. The theme was “weather” and from the looks of the cover and description I expected the remote island and natural elements to play more of ...

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Think I bungled this week’s #zombiesteve52 movie. Maybe I’ll find a better “weather” movie and take a do-over.

Stupid Apostrophe. Stupid autocorrect.

Yeah, “the Andrew’s Sisters”

Me: What could possibly go wrong?
Anxiety: I'm glad you asked.

All That Jazz (1979): Hello Loneliness, I Think I'm Gonna Die Bob Fosse's 'All that Jazz' is at once a confession, a self-promotion, a showbiz love letter, an apology, and a middle finger.

Hello Loneliness, I Think I’m Gonna Die: Bob Fosse’s Dance with the Five Stages of Grief in ALL THAT JAZZ

- @aheartofgould.bsky.social

It’s where the heart is!

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A ★★★★½ review of Perfect Blue (1997) Been a minute since I had some “bleak” that wasn’t real world weather related and this keeps popping up around me so I figured it was time to cross it off my list…  I can’t tell if my edible kicked in...

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What a fun way to kick off the weekend!

🤭

It really is incredible how they're just Marie Antoinetteing themselves and don't seem to understand where that leads

Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥

LED sign outside the Township of Commercial Municipal Building. Everything is covered in deep dirty snow. The sign reads “Don’t worry! The greenheads will be here soon! :)”

If you know you know.

And it’s a good marriage if you spring right up without needing further explanation.

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

The richest man owns X.

The second and third richest men control Google.

The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post.

And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros.

See the problem here?

Scream did a Star Wars… legacy reboot that sticks too close to the original. Way overcorrected sequel. Tepid fan service finale that doesn’t satisfy either side of the fandom; usually considered the worst of the franchise.

You ain’t been married til your spouse comes to you with a flashlight and tweezers and says “I need your help”

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

This past week had been so hectic… I miss knowing what day it is.

A ★★★ review of The Chipmunk Adventure (1987) Killing multiple birds with a single stone! This has been on my “Susan Tyrrell Filmography” quest for a long time and this week’s ZombieSteve52 theme is Movies Based on a TV Show. This was a cartoon b...

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#zombiesteve52 wanted a movie based on a tv show… and I needed so check this off my list of Susan Tyrrell movies. Win-win?

Butch Patrick implies the existence of Femme Patrick

😁

No. Get out.

25% not bad, I guess.

So many good ones on here I need to check out the ones I don’t know… obviously they’ll also be bangers.

Box of Yellowstone brand frozen Dutton Family BBQ Meatloaf and Mash

Back of the box. Nutrition facts. And a quote “You’re a part of this ranch until the day you die. - John Dutton”

Ok, calm down, meatloaf.