Willzebub Schlitz

Lookull The Bloodie Skull

Sounds like a 19th century attempt at a horror story.

A ★★★★ review of Aces High (1976) Happy Veterans Day! Let’s watch a movie about the horrors of war! Yaaaay! Couldn’t think of anything I wanted to watch so I scrolled Tubi’s suggested war movies til I found this little Malcolm McDowel...

I saw “Malcolm McDowell & Christopher Plummer are bi plane pilots” and got excited.
Turns out they’re biplane pilots.
Oh well. It was still good.
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Haahahahahahaha "enough books" hahahahhaha...(gasps, wipes tears of mirth)

I have to hand it to Democrats. I'm one of the feds working and not getting paid and they manage to make reopening the government feel worse than the alternative.

Like, why did I miss 2.5 paychecks to end up right back where we were before the shutdown started?

5? Really? Jesus Christ. 50! I’m pushing 50! And this is just evidence of how mush my brain is!

I may be pushing 5 and have a brain like Swiss cheese… but I can still recite the entire rant from Dennis Leary’s 1994 hit Asshole from memory.
That’s gotta be worth something, right?

A ★★★★ review of Frankenstein (2025) Whoever decided to release this after Halloween should be punched in the dick. It has perfect Halloween vibes but if you couldn't catch it in the theater for the 5 minutes it was there you’re just S.O...

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Actually… Frankenstein was the name of the movie.

Mom i fwew up.

YouTube video by Todd Markel William Alexander - The Magic of Oil Painting - Hunters Cabin

I grew up on this show and it wasn’t til tonight I realized what a perfect “stoned watch” it is.
40 years later and I can still sing the theme song.
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The memory hole this sent me down…

Elon Musk is a Dweeb

Classic

hear me out on a movie pitch: 'Krautrock Demon Hunters'

Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
Including my 200th film for the year!

Luthen from Andor, season 1, episode “one way out”

Calm.
Employment.
Respect.
Grass.

I’ve given up all chance at inner peace.
I’ve made my feed a sunless space. I share my replies with shitposters. I wake up every day to an account I made 2 years ago that lead to only one conclusion.

Time to dust this one off again.

A ★★½ review of Much Ado About Nothing (2012) The absolute photo negative of the Shakespeare In The Park version I watched last month. And I mean that derogatorily.  I get that the play is basically the proto-Hallmark movie… and this just proves ...

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An all over the place version of the world’s first Hallmark Movie.

I always said it was good Hunter S. Thompson died before I could meet him. He wouldn’t stop to scrape me off his shoe.

RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible

If I’ve learned one thing it’s that some people just live to be butt-hurt.

I used to drink those like crazy back in the day. I had some saved at my parent’s house and we threw them away when they moved out. Kicking myself now.

Had to share this from twitter just because

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

“Listen to them, they’re dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body I wasn’t fast enough, it’s all my fault!”

The temper tantrums are gonna be glorious.

Don’t give up, Curtis! You can still pull it off! 🤭

A ★★★½ review of Good Boy (2025) Todd didn't deserve that dog. He was a dick.  A lot of “wait, what?” moments for me. I need to see it on a bigger screen in a darker room without the WiFi glitching, maybe. But even so…  I think I eit...

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My 200th movie of the year!

That was the 1 (ONE) campaign promise Trump made that I was 100% behind. Of course he didn’t do it…

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends