the year is 1997. I slip on my airwalks & head over to my bestie’s where we will record SNL style skits on a sony handycam spoofing "the real world". I stop at subway where they still bake the bread fresh and the guy making my sandwich is wearing a no fear shirt. this is the peak of civilization
08.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Ok but how about… no? Like, maybe Jesus *isn’t* in charge of who dies in ridiculous wars in his name?
08.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP Country Joe. The first person (iirc) I interviewed for my protest songs book and a good dude
08.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 137 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 0
A view from my front door. Past the porch there is a Moving & Delivery box truck parked right in the street out front. ABOLISH ICE is spray painted in black on the side.
Usually I get pissed when someone parks in front of my house… imma let this one slide.
08.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
youtu.be/kHmQAoywvWA?...
Punk/rock isn’t dead. It’s in good hands!
youtube.com/watch?v=gicY...
Happy International Women’s Day!
Gotta love that International Women’s Day is an hour shorter than every other day of the year. 🤦🏻♂️
08.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife & I have sex. We hide the videos, but he always finds them
13.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 902 🔁 94 💬 21 📌 2this made me cackle all the way through
08.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2945 🔁 617 💬 56 📌 13I got cat class and I got cat style.
08.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe the reason the interpreter was hemming and hawing was because they were trying to figure out how to translate his word salad into something marginally coherent and inoffensive. That interpreter’s choice of words probably prevented yet another war.
07.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
07.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 6623 🔁 2059 💬 2 📌 85🧵 Hey, men - because I'm talking to the men here. This isn't meant to be an attack, no worries. I just want you to know that most women you know right now aren't doing great. We're not. I'll use myself as an example. 1/x
07.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 208 🔁 56 💬 6 📌 20
One of the most powerful things I've read in years, and a real dropping of the scales moment for something vile that has been insidiously poisoning everything for decades
jameelajamil.substack.com/p/ah-shit-we...
Ben Stiller has already called them out for using Tropic Thunder.
07.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah. Middle school boys.
07.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I only ask because in south Jersey (where I’m from) tornadoes were just not something that happened until very recently. Gee, I wonder what has changed in the last few years.
07.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll be in my office.
06.03.2026 23:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m assuming this is not a regular occurrence in South Michigan..?
06.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Killing people is entertainment to the sociopaths in the White House. Decency demands that we resist this.
06.03.2026 12:22 — 👍 764 🔁 281 💬 67 📌 11
Happy #letterboxdfriday!
Here’s my #lastfourwatched. 🎥
I been slacking.
Or the other side which wants the same thing only with different costumes?
06.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
06.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 11559 🔁 2127 💬 111 📌 129If I die in a terrorist attack I want “I Guess” on my tombstone.
06.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Except the people in Idiocracy were just stupid. These people are stupid and cruel.
05.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Adam Baldwin as Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket peering around a ruined building
Who the fuck put Animal Mother in charge?
05.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some more made up bullshit that he can use to shuttle around people who are no longer useful but can’t be completely let go either.
05.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's not that AI is useless.
It's that AI is useful like asbestos was useful.
How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 02:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0