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✨Alana✨

@alanafromkc.bsky.social

Not your mom, but someone’s mom. I probably know more about pork than you. 🐷πŸ”₯πŸ₯“

253 Followers  |  131 Following  |  664 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2023
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😭😭😭

04.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭

04.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yall know the new term from the youth:

GOON?

04.01.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If you go see the new Avatar movie and you need an alcoholic drink, a 32oz Tank 7 will suffice. But it would be better if it were a 36-40oz.

Happy NYE!! Be safe everyone!! πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡

01.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone has been having lovely last days of 2025.

31.12.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Young Ray Liotta was hot. 😬

Was he a terrible person though???

28.12.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a 41 YO woman.

28.12.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#goodfellas

28.12.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also. β€œβ€˜β€˜Twas the fight before Christmas” on Apple TV is crazy.

And I bet the Ma*a losers are EATING IT UP, just frothing at the mouth over this guy.

24.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Off until Jan 5 - I feel like this may be about the same feeling of the first cigarette drag while saying β€œI needed this”

24.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Christmas Eve!!

24.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is trash.

15.12.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1373    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 8

Haha thank you!!

15.12.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ouch!

15.12.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!

15.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m 41 today!!! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

15.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

These jurors are why women don’t report shit!!! Are you fucking serious right now!!!

06.12.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone else watched this Sean Combs The Reckoning yet?!

I neeeeed someone to talk to about it - especially him being this mastermind behind Tupac & Big’s murders.

ALSO - 50 Cent on these press tours is cracking me up!!! β€œThis is the best documentary I ever seen” 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

06.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

70 years ago today, Rosa Parks was arrested after refusing to surrender her bus seat to a white passenger.

01.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today wasn’t too terrible. I don’t want to be around large groups of people for a while though.

29.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol it’s the thought that counts.

28.11.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yoko looks like she was a sweetie pie!!

28.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kids were home earlier and my husband is home, so it’s not like I’m the only warm body around. They have options! Lol

28.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The cats have been GLUED to me all day. I bet they wish this kind of day would never end!! I feel the same way :)

28.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Going Black Friday shopping tomorrow because my girlie requested to.
Send all the good vibes.

28.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Being the mom I wish I had is so healing.

I love my kids and I can never imagine treating them the way mine did me.

19.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning my day was a 7/10, I didn’t sleep well & then I burned my forehead with my curling iron.

But after I picked my girlie pop up from after school to drop off at her dad’s, my day is 10/10.

I live for the tea she tells me, but when her friends want to tell me the tea y’all I am LOCKED IN

19.11.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Took all the Halloween decor down and brought all the Christmas decor inside (not putting up yet but it is inside).

Super nice day!

16.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Beast In Me is a wild ride.

16.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0