H the Great

I, genuinely, 100%, do not understand how motorcycles are legal and how you can legally ride without a helmet.

13.05.2025 11:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make and model of cars is just their Genus species.

08.05.2025 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe I'm an asshole, but I wish that stupid penis-shaped rocket would have blown up and we could have had OceanGate 2.0

16.04.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Culver's - I'm going to need you to change the sizes of your concrete mixers to small, medium and large. There is no goddamn reason for short, small and medium.

Knock it off.

11.03.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I genuinely don't understand how, realistically, pandas have survived as a species this long.

They are.... so fucking stupid. 😅

10.03.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A cold AND my period on the same day?! Bruh. 😑

06.03.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's Phoebe. She NEVER shuts up. Ever. She's extremely sweet but always complaining.

03.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who let all these fucking cats into my house?!
[Oops, it was me.]

16.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When the world burns down, I'll still be here.

14.01.2025 19:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0