may

tudo pra mim agora é "remover seguidor", "desfazer amizade" e "apagar contato". você não vai me estressar no meu celular, juro.

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melhor hora do dia é quando eu deito na minha cama pra dormir, melhor sensação do mundo

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queria fazer psicologia mas tenho mais vocação para ser paciente

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a vida se amanhã fosse sexta

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se Jesus voltasse e levasse logo esses crente tudo

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quando um problema surge na minha vida: “vo deita”

nossa senhora, não aguento mais

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o mundo se o final de semana fosse 3 dias

A vida sem o X é tão vazia e triste 😞!

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gnt eu não aguento mais não aguentar mais

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Dias da semana: duram 5 dias

Fim de semana: duram 5 minutos

q porra msm

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minha vida se eu tivesse começado a estudar para o enem antes de eu começar a andar

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"sua unha é natural?"

ERA NÉ SUA CACHORRA INVEJOSA

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minha vida se eu pudesse comer tudo o que quero sem engordar

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um mico: atrapalhar a novela, pra passar o vexame da seleção perdendo para o Paraguai

Uns so tem oq agradecer e eu só tenho oq reclamar