DB 🇨🇦 ☑️

We will increase the current number of nuclear reactors on the moon by 1500%.

A lonely dog looks through the fence towards the park, where all the children are playing.

An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

no one ever comes back

In Edmonton today (Sunday), you can sign the #ForeverCanadian petition by the Old Strathcona farmers’ market, at the gazebo, from 10 am to 3 pm.

Bring friends along. I’ll be there to greet you. The clock is ticking. Canada needs you!

#Yeg #Ableg

Western countries speak of a future Palestinian state as the nightmare unfolding in Gaza worsens Plans announced by France, the United Kingdom and Canada to recognize a Palestinian state won’t bring one about anytime soon, though they could isolate Israel and strengthen the Palestinians' negotiat...

“It’s a bit odd that the response to daily atrocities in Gaza, including by all accounts deliberate starvation, is to recognize a theoretical Palestinian state that may never come into being.”

“It looks more like a way for these countries to appear to be doing something.”
apnews.com/article/isra...

I love how, on weekends, the six of us keep shit going

Being peer‑pressured into laziness by my cats and I’m not fighting it.

The floor is literally the biggest shelf in your house.

Me: well, I gotta get going.
Person: do you have plans?
Me: no, why?

Thanks for explaining why my post is nonsense.
Considering that it's an obvious joke, please forgive me if I ignore all the data and righteous indignation you provided.

If you can't safely stop before the traffic light turns red, you should speed up to clear the intersection.

However, if you can slow down in time, you should still speed up to avoid being hit by the 5 vehicles behind you that are already accelerating.

Torrington Gopher Hole Museum - Wikipedia

The gopher museum in Alberta, Canada.
Totally bizarre, utterly weird, but it's called a museum so why not, right?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torring...

Alberta Municipality Declares Farm Disaster Due to Drought, Approves Water-Guzzling Data Centre Plan An Alberta municipality that declared an agricultural disaster earlier this month due to drought is moving forward with plans to host the “largest AI computer data centre on Earth,” which could drain ...

“An Alberta municipality that declared an agricultural disaster earlier this month due to drought is moving forward with plans to host the “largest AI computer data centre on Earth,” which could drain millions of litres of water every day”

Peak Berta.

#abpoli

www.theenergymix.com/alberta-muni...

Daily reminder:
The tariffs are not bringing trillions of dollars into the US, as claimed by the orange bloviating shitgibbon.
They are taxes paid By the US.

OK coffee, do your magic.

Administering coffee in an attempt to achieve some kind of balanced harmonic frequency.. A very delicate process.

Forever Canadian Official Campaign Website Forever Canadian campaign is a grassroots coalition of Canadians aimed at reinforcing Canadian unity. It is a proactive vehicle to secure Alberta's continued place in Canada.

Want to ensure Alberta remains in a united Canada?
Pledge to sign the petition to remain.
www.forever-canadian.ca

Sometimes I feel like at a certain point aging is similar to immersing yourself into a new culture.
You feel lost.
You have a lot of questions.
Things don't work the same as you're used to.
It's hard to know what to expect.
And only some people know your language.

I will repost my post until you give me dopamine, dammit!

You know how you can accidentally like a post when you're just trying to scroll past it?
Thanks. 😊

Four guys standing together, all of them with their hands in their pants pockets.

Pockets, for when we don't know what to do with our hands.

Because I wear the same waist size pants as I did a few years ago, I'm going to assume that I weigh the same.

Doctor: "I still need you to step on the scale."

Ooh, I would love to attend your baby shower, but I have to stir my natural peanut butter that day.

It's oddly comforting when our weird idiosyncrasies and embarrassing moments are appreciated by our social media friends.

That thing you hope nobody saw you do in real life, explained in detail for the amusement of strangers on the internet.

*scrolls headlines

all that lead paint really fucked us up

Symptom

ht @toondreessen.bsky.social

Well, well, well. If it isn’t that thing I told my husband I did and hoped he’d never ask about again.

"He walked 8 km to get there. No shoes. Probably hadn't eaten in days... he set down his bags and he put his hands on my face and he kissed me... he left and the IDF opened up with machine gun fire... There were dead Palestinians. He was one of them."

A five-year-old child.