DB 🇨🇦 🍁

Targeting and warring against the disadvantaged by the advantaged whose advantage relies largely on the disadvantaged.

Is there a monastery where you can bring your girlfriend and your cats?

So much of fatherhood is breaking down cardboard boxes

You know how you go to the hospital numerous times and they disregard your concerns because of your chronic pain history?
Needing CPR in triage is not the "I told you so" I expected, but here I am the CICU.. And I am sure they broke my rib.
Anyway, I currently am still alive.

Word from Iran is that The Epstein Files survived the attack.

Telling each other about something that we originally heard from them is our thing.

The giggling probably had just as much of a positive impact, although a bit awkward. 😄

The massage therapist was definitely trying to hurt me.
Like I'm supposed to believe that my muscles would be that tight from stress.
Pfft. 🙄

When I was a kid I was offered $5 to try and catch a pig that had escaped from an auction market.

If only I had realized that they knew I'd fail and that the entertainment value alone was worth way more than $5.

Know your worth.

Let's be honest..
some days coffee does most of the work. ☕️

Thanks for the help this morning Coffee.
You are a good friend.

Where are all the witches who hunt that we kept hearing about?

I don't know whether it's a sort of chapeau felted from beaver's butt hairs, or a kind of massive brim worn about the waist like a tutu, or a leather cap made from exclusively rump skin or what, but I *am* sure that Garnett Genuis is an asshat.

Renaming my contacts list to OLOGISTS.

Our mind, a jungle, a mighty jungle of thought, except for 1 song on repeat;
Hopefully the lion sleeps tonight and stays away.. a-weema-weh

Sorry, I found a comfortable position on the couch and dare not move for the rest of the day.

"We need a return to respectful dialogue in you bowing to our trade extortion and fascism demands."

What's your personal/favourite crank/conspiracy theory?

Mine is that the weasel that burrowed into and ate wires in the CERN Large Hadron Collider messed with the space-time continuum and ultimately is the cause of a bunch of the wacky, unbelievably awful but obvious shit we've been living with.

My pants. They are very cranky today.

A woman with long red hair is speaking in front of a medical clinic, with a caption reading “BRONWYN PAGE SAW THE MONKEY."

She sometimes did drugs
But she wasn't a junkie
She crawled down the street
Her gait slow and clunky
Her head pounded like
It was kicked by a donkey
Her eyes were on fire
Her stomach felt funky
And then she saw it
All grinning and spunky
It was surely not real but

You awake in the middle of night to wrestle with your demons.. or more likely, you just have to pee..
But why not both? I'm mean, you're up anyway.

I've been having dreams recently. Maybe a result of pain and not sleeping well.🤷🏼‍♂️

Interesting thing is that the dreams are playing as a life retrospective..
Like one's life flashing before their eyes before they pass, but slower, episodic, with hints at how moments have shaped the journey. 👀

The orange one experiencing a massive explosive diaper leak incident during the sotu would be an accurate statement.

Dear Women’s USA Olympic Hockey Team — First, congratulations! Second: I drove race cars for 19 yrs & the amount of misogynistic crap I put up with in the garage was insane. The U.S. Men’s Hockey Team has now shown you their true colors. Believe them. They’re not friends of your team or women in general. I’m so tired of this misogyny in sports & everywhere else in American life, to be honest. The patriarchy sucks. Grow the fuck up or hand the keys over to the ladies. Maybe it’s time we drive.

Leilani Munter, y'all.

The extraordinary grandeur.. every act, every animal, parade in full regalia for the audience as the band plays.
The orange clown shits his pants.

Sequestered in my home isolation chamber, the fabric of time unraveling;
Lucidity leaking into the dark crevices, languishing, dissipating, almost lost..
but there's still snacks...
Way over there.

“extraordinary grandeur.. every act, every animal, parade in full regalia for the audience as the band plays”

Men's hockey, same as it ever was.

Black and white photo showing a cold winter landscape with snow in the foreground that looks like waves of water, with black trees in the background highlighted with a dusting of snow and frost.

Snow shaped by wind, transforms the land into mathematically smooth gradients, slopes, and curves.
#Photography

Did you know that Polar Bear fur is actually clear, lacking in pigment?
The white appearance is the result of light being refracted from the clear hair strands.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that my hair did not turn grey.
I prefer to call it Arctic Blond.