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It’s been a few decades but I was always a thief. Which is weird since I don’t think I’ve stolen anything but hearts in real life.

The alt text deserves a chef's kiss.

A female figure made of LEGO bricks with round ones for boobs.

There are millions of bricks at Legoland, and thousands of figures. Guess which one I found.

Just this morning got back to my pre-Thanksgiving weight.

So basically two months of work to make up for five weeks of dedicated gluttony.

Was totally worth it.

A white board covered in post it notes on top of scrawled writing. Something an insane person would do. Or someone avoiding the actual writing of a book.

A closeup of a single post it note with red arrows pointed at it. While all the surrounding post its have a lot of writing, this one just says “mixer?”

Day two of working out my outline and somehow that little future-Matt problem has already come due. Who could have foreseen such a thing?

Considering the amount you read, it’s forgivable.

This book has been one of my favorites for the last few years, and one of the few I've reread.

Agree to disagree.

Oh, I came up with the zines and am hearing what you’re hollering.

I’ve got a recipe for Murder Hobo Chili that might be up your alley. Just because we live like savages doesn’t mean we have to eat like them.

What you looking for?

Some of my favorite Urban Fantasy these days. And it could do with a riff off of the Alabama Slammer.

20 years later I still remember a begrudging nod of approval I got when the clerk looked at my album selections.

Skeins as a word looks so badass. Like it should be doing blow off of the thighs of supermodels. Or hunting sharks for sport with a knife carved from mammoth bone.

Yet it’s about yarn.

I’ve named him Dorf.

Today in autocorrect nonsense, I wrote "viking sendoff" which it changed to "bikini send off".

I swear it's getting worse.

Have you tried the Redemption of Howard Marsh? Each book is 2-3 novellas that form a character arc, but are each stand alone. Six books total.

He's a down and out magician living in a storage shed, and can only do magic when high (methgician!). Reluctantly solves small crimes in Jubal AL.

Smallest and most sensitive of warrior tribe tries to earn daddy’s approval by seeking out critter that no one has defeated before. Aided by blonde companion, ends up befriending what he sought to kill. Now stronger together!

Momma shows up for sequel.

Should have said setup, not plot.

Because it's the same plot as How to Train Your Dragon.

I see you exceed expectations when it comes to sarcasm.

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Oh shit, I just watched that video seconds ago and was about to comment about it. A real rockstar.

A bold declaration, and one I won't argue with, although I'll take Mule and Nighthawks over it most days.

I did add a reference to Black Wings to something based on a post I think you did yesterday, though. So keep up the good work.

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My wife’s boss just ran their report through an llm to ‘smarten it up’ and it’s now consistently using three words when one will do. It makes the most basic language read like a resume.

I honestly had to take a break and walk the dog midway through; I guess you got your word count for the day.

I see it’s also sitting at a net upvote of 0. Guess it’s getting hammered with downvotes.

I’m glad you found a way to harness your procrastination for good.

Was there a deadline you were avoiding?

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Oh man, I thought we were the only ones who used that term back in the day.

Let the hate flow through you.