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( ) is an album that instantly teleports me back to a very specific time in my life. I grantee my former roommates also have feeling about it, due to how much I played it.

I think Fruit Punch Nazis should be the new gay antifa street team.

It has a board inside that distributes the impacts. I looked to DIY one myself. Then I found FB marketplace, the xfit graveyard.

I maintain SoCal only has three seasons: Summer, Summer Descending, and Summer Accending.

Undecided if May Gray/ June Gloom count as a fourth.

"if you enjoy geeking out on footnotes"

I feel so seen.

Today I learned it's penmanship, not penmenship.

And yes, I spelled it wrong the first time I wrote it here too.

This is the way.

Sneakers never gets enough love.

Ordered $80 for two gis, with tax came to $91.

But then shipping was $29, FedEx only option since no mail will ship to US.

Then $21 in Trump Tarrifs.

That’s an added 50% he cost me on my purchase today.

Wait, there’s more books? (He said, sarcastically).

New writer goal: have a corpus large enough people can select specific books for every mood.

Just started Guards Guards for the first time on your endorsement. I’m not a humor fan but everyone raves about this one so here we go.

A black tractor tire on its side next to a 16 pound sledge hammer.

The last 15 min today were six swings per side per minute.

Folks, John Henry was a badass.

Colonize right back by putting your shoes in the rack.

A copper moonshine still set up in a garage that needs a lot of cleaning.

In today’s edition of things I did instead of writing, I took the new (to me) still out for a sacrificial run, turning only the finest box wine into brandy.

Tomorrow we see what I can do with the peach wine I fermented.

I saw it on a website circa 99 and still have never gotten to use it. May it find new life.

I'm going back to my place to masturbate. Can I have a name to go with the face?

Nothing better than busting ass to schedule a three hour writing block, only for your neighbor across the street to start blasting a bossa nova beat.

I understood every individual word yet not the sentence.

A white dog happily splayed out on some astroturf.

This is Greta, a former Tijuana stray who found her way to a SoCal shelter. She had a gimp ear and laid her stinky head in my wife’s lap so the decision was made for us. Her hobbies include only pooping in yards when the owner is out there to watch her. And chess.

I do loads of pull ups per week but I don’t think that qualifies me for a cabinet position. In the same way being a newscaster doesn’t qualify.

…brutal, and probably involve wearing a dress.

But which one is Reykjavik?

Certainly you don’t mean Hackers. It’s still as fresh as the day it came out.

In my old neighborhood it was always 6 am gang warfare between the crows and parrots over the same six palm trees. Good times.

Should make it and the Rancor battle.

I vividly remember the action figure to that movie.

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It starts innocently enough when you decide to start composting for your garden. Then you blink and find yourself transferring black soldier fly larva from your worm composting bin into their own composting colony.

YouTube video by shaxan SUGAR - If I Can't Change Your Mind

I was jolted back to junior year by hearing this ditty on the radio this morning, so y'all get the same. I had it slated to show up in my next book, so I'm taking it as a sign to get back to writing.

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