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I went to a chiropractor for the first time ever last night and after she cracked my back, I about near proposed to her for the almost immediate relief in my back after 2+ years of constant pain. (obviously it's not a one time fix and also obviously I'm not going to actually propose to her)

Tuxedo cat laying on his back on an ottoman

A lazy fuck who doesn't help pay rent.

The fact that Avowed is a $70, AAA game, made by Obsidian is WILD that I have had to adjust the settings so many times just for the game to crash due to "fatal error" constantly. So glad I didn't pay for the game and was just playing it through GamePass.

Like sometimes I see a previous sapphic relationship of mine, and sometimes when I'm listening to it, my brain is interpreting as about myself from pre-transition to now. And both ways my brain is interpreting it makes me very emotional lmao

Listening to The Subway by Chappell Roan is like feeling nostalgic and sad over sapphic relationships from before I transitioned and it's a very interesting feeling

I hate mindless work in between my actual work 💀 thank goodness I'm not in data entry, I would not thrive

I sped through most of the finale episode of all stars because you could easily see what was going to happen. Love Ginger and it's a shame because she's such a fantastic queen, but that was not really a deserved crowning, in my opinion. Production shouldn't have rigged the game.

Why, your fist is so big, and my butthole is so small.

Cucumber plant with a little cucumber growing on it

Holy shit, we got little cucumbers!

My partner keeps waking up from their deep sleep to tell me to go to bed and then continues snoring after I reply back saying "okay, thank you"

Givin' the ole razzle dazzle

It's me, I'm the degenerate

A little over a year ago I threw my back out in the middle of the night because of a sneeze...I have been afraid of my sneezes ever since.

Pigmentless strawberries

Bunnicula sighting at my grocery store

“The only thing that ever stopped me being exactly who I wanted,” she said, “was the worry that I would soon be dead … and now I am dead, Reverend Daughter, and I am sick of roses, and I am horny for revenge.”

Six for the truth over solace in lies.
#tlt #thelockedtomb #gideontheninth #tattoo #sixthhouse

Cover art of The Archive Undying by Emma Mieko Candon

Currently reading The Archive Undying by Emma Mieko Candon and I’m very much enjoying it. Here’s hoping I can finish it before Christmas because I’m bad at reading consistently.

a doodle of cats on a small piece of scrap paper

Not much of a visual artist, but sometimes when it’s slow at work I like to doodle cats

I guess technically the cover art reveal would be from Tommy Arnold…BUT I DIGRESS

I just want Tamsyn Muir to announce when Alecto the Ninth is coming out…or the cover art 😭😭😭

There’s no workplace drama at my new job so sometimes I text my friends at my previous job to update me on the workplace drama there

Just some drunk (in game) webfishing with friends #webfishing

Leshy, Heket, Kallamar and Shamura are all dressing up as characters from Over The Garden Wall this year for Halloween. A rare wholesome tweet from the Cult of the Lamb account <3

Over the Cult's wall

Black, long haired cat with a tiny blep

blep

My cat, Weeble, in her “garage” (the cardboard box).

Look, fine, maybe I don't actually *need* more books, but what if, and hear me out here, what if fuck you?