@sitmonkey.bsky.social
Wait, did I know that they were this close? Wow! Happy Birthday to you too!
I owe you a birthday bj! Or whatever the boring version of that is 😂
Your hair looks so big!
25.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm in this one!
25.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eating out for my Birthday with my handsome uncle! If I can age like him, that would be a blessing!
25.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0And on the right? And in the center?
13.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blast the nut, Crack the skull, burst a vein, pop the weasel!
12.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chief Justice Santa Claus must be going through his emo phase
10.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh why/how so?
03.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm gonna have to start bundling up under more covers now that it's gonna be cool Autumn weather
03.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm gonna have to do this and get my alt stuff off Twitter and onto here. Sooo... I guess you could say
"I'm coming! 🥴🫠🤤"
The tricky thing is that the symbol could also be an arrow sign. Goes from one thing to another though in this case, usually the conversation goes in the other direction.
24.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek
24.09.2025 20:57 — 👍 511 🔁 201 💬 8 📌 3Older things deserve love too!
24.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good directors never put their actors down... they pick 'em up!
(From the episode "The Beast with Five Noses"... premiering on September 5th)
@sitmonkey.bsky.social @antact89.bsky.social
you may be Fuckable but are you Tolerable
12.08.2025 04:32 — 👍 79 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 10Seeing these images of starving children barely holding onto life while my own two year old sleeps soundly in bed upstairs is devastating. These poor parents; these poor children. I would be going out of my mind. I would hold a grudge forever.
29.07.2025 03:16 — 👍 129 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 0
Why is Zohran so handsome? 😍😍😍
21.06.2025 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An Afghan man who worked as a translator for the U.S. military during the war was detained by ICE after showing up for a hearing inside of a federal courthouse in San Diego, his attorney says. He fears that if he returns to Afghanistan, he would be tortured or even killed, @nbcsandiego.com reports.
17.06.2025 01:01 — 👍 10807 🔁 5064 💬 837 📌 799
Just hangout out in the hot tub at Disney Port Orleans!
10.06.2025 21:00 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Oh hi! It's me!
05.06.2025 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump showing that he does not consider bribery and corruption as crimes.
ICYMI, some other examples:
- $400 million plane
- $20 billion $Trump coin crypto
- Presidential packages and Secret Service rentals for Trump Resorts
- Trump Heights in the Golan Heights
thehill.com/homenews/adm...
You're not alone!
He's a jerk and even if he's not, he doesn't deserve a good date.
@postsecret.com
I'm gonna see them play at the Strand in Providence in June!
17.05.2025 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I probably should migrate my stuff from Twitter over to here... 🦥
16.05.2025 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I got my hair cut yesterday!
16.05.2025 16:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's #FCF but I don't have an alt here yet! 😢
16.05.2025 16:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Nice body!
13.05.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
