Show me a close-up of Grant-Foster’s shoes you cowards. #gonzaga

Yes video hounds books were the best!!

congress sounds so cool i wish it was real

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

He’s so handsome though, even with the shaved tum.

That was my thought as well!

not sure I'm into this holiday where we're supposed to celebrate dictatorship and mass death by terrorizing my dog.

who would the New York Times and Wall Street want in charge of New York's fire department: an upstart young firefighter or a serial arsonist? The answer may surprise you

The video of the squeaky tank wheels while tens of people watched on is both an absolute embarrassment to the United States and also one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen

😂😂😂

Oh man I absolutely do.

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

Yes please! I’ll cover postage to the US.

corey booker I swear to god you are high in my books right now but stop texting me pictures of yourself LOLOL

🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."

I appreciate that Booker is taking action and speaking up about the current crisis, but this better be part of a larger action for resistance and not just some performative words overnight that sound good without disrupting business.

I’m so jealous of Tim Walz right now. I can’t imagine how good it must feel to have Elon Musk go on TV and say that you - specifically - hurt his feelings so bad.

Well this explains a lot. I’ve had a cycle of getting a Venus flytrap, it absolutely thriving for like 2 years, and then dying despite conditions not changing… apparently it was the conditions not changing that was the problem. 😂

I like to call it “the Musk Department” because it sounds so gross (which also it is, because destroying democracy is gross).

True for me 100% of the time.

Loved this book!!!

TIRED: Private email server in the White House

WIRED: HELLO WORLD HERE IS ALL OF THE WHITE HOUSE'S DATA COME AND GET IT BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

Of course, you too!

One reason it’s hard to get a definitive answer is that beyond the initial funding, the answer is closer to “it depends” because the courts still stay open and people have to work to the extent the work they’re doing is deemed “essential.”

I work in a federal courthouse, and have done so during prior shutdowns, so my initial response was based on personal experience. That said, here’s a general article explaining.

Relatable

This isn’t accurate - the federal courts have funding to continue working for several weeks during a shutdown. The courthouses stay open.