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he came home from some volunteer work and immediately face first into the bed so you know it was fun /s

just referred to regrowing hair after a brazilian wax as recovering from a brazilian wax and honestly thats more accurate

tylenol will save me. where's my beautiful princess

ordering my american boyfriend another one of his sad burgers. not because i hate him but because he's cringe

leaving a sewing needle on the bathroom floor for my prince charming to find

in other news im buying him a shirt that says "#1 hater" on it for fun

i think a good cuddle nap is when you both wake up sore and numb because SOMEONE ended up on someone else's arm with his extremely muscular and therefore heavy body.

i dont have anything creative to say for pride yet i'm still workshopping that but i will say happy pride i love you if you're queer and don't be a jerk 👍

pinterest's algorithm seems to think im both a cishet yandere girlfriend who considers anything platonic to be a sign of soulmates..... and also a r/adfem men hating lesbian.

so close! i am a faggot that loves consent.

sucking him off while tipsy is so great i feel like ive unlocked a new dimension

the dove's cough returns.

benefits of your partner being under house arrest is you don't have to worry about him bringing home disease

the only time he has any whimsy in him is when he's sucking me off

that's pussy, babes

its all i could ever want

i know he doesn't mind my music but he's stone faced in the club freaking it nothing style

a screenshot of the cookie clicker news banner. it reads "News : new popularity survey says Coochie Dough's the word when it comes to cookies."

been waiting for one of these to pop up because its hilarious

what would i do for a klondick bar

what would you do for a klondyke bar

i bet he'd look gorgeous in the dapple of a tree. unfortunately, the house arrest.

if you cant handle me at my "coochie dough" you dont deserve me at my "harder daddy"

got offered a smoke earlier. sorry that's the only fag i dont want in my mouth </3 it doesn't even taste good

top 3 things i get bullied over, in no particular order:
- typing "coochie dough"
- my partner having nicer lashes than me
- coughing like a pathetic dove's wings flapping in the evening

the other side of the coin

( this is an in character account just for fun. this guy is in a relationship with kray foresight so you can just block if that bothers you. i'll try to avoid flooding the tag. sometimes i just like to post as him okay have a nice day ❤ )