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(Mephiles) Ah, it's so nice to be outside.

(Blaze) Sucks to be outside.

(Silver) Yeah. I—I agree with Blaze. You know, this was kind of nice at first, but now I'm all congested—my eyes hurt.

(Elise) I snea--okay!

(Amy) Did you leak the album? Goddammit!

(Robot noises, alarms)

(Amy) What are you doing here?

(Elise) Uh...

(Amy) Aw, shit, what did you do?! What did you do to the album?!

(Elise) I—I just— sneaked!

(Amy) I need to sneak inside the—

(Elise) Oh!

(Amy) Shit!

(Elise) Yeah—right back at ya, friend!

(Robots) Fuck, do I hear somethin'? I can't hear anything.

(Robots) Hey, have you started on your new single yet?

(Amy) That's his band! Wow.

(Amy) Sneaking, sneaking, Into the music studio. Sneaking into Sonic's album!~

(general panic ensues)

(Sonic) Smells like pancakes!

(Rouge) Alright, so we found another—

(Shadow) HEY, DON'T—!

(Rouge) WHOA!

(Shadow) What did I JUST say?!

(Tails) We need to go over there, and just like—fucking chill the fuck out. Everyone is so tense!

(Sonic) Okay, OBVIOUSLY this is a sore point.

(Shadow) Alright, so this is just getting into crack ship territory.

(Rouge) No, you can't have it until you give us what we asked for—

(Knuckles) YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE.

(Rouge) What?

(Alfred laughing)

(Sonic) Okay, so hand it over!

(Knuckles) You can't keep my medicine away from me!

(Knuckles) YOU HAD THE WEED THE WHOLE TIME?!

(Shadow) YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING—

(Rouge) Listen. I have the weed, and I have what you want, so give us what we want.

(Knuckles) I need it for my concussion.

(Sonic) This place is so hot!

(Rouge) Knuckles, why the fuck do you have legos on your shoes?

(Blaze) Sliver? We have work to do. Come with me.

(Silver) Awh, I wish I was as cool as you.

(Silver) Oh, we're in the snow, now. Hey, look, it's a blue!

(Blaze) Ah, yes, my echolocation located the emerald. As I suspected. I am superior once again.

(Blaze) Always analyzing, always so superior to everyone around me. Just— I know so much, Silver. My brain is too good for this world.

(Sliver) Y'know, Blaze, do you ever stop and think about how—

(Sliver) This is really—

(Blaze) All the time. All the time, Silver. I can never stop thinking. Sends me into a fit.

(Blaze) I can tell you want some alone time.

(Silver) I do, but I also feel like I'm just gonna be alone longer than I want if I leave now, so let's go. (Silver) After I—move my lips a bit more.

(Blaze) What, what's wrong?

(Silver) Oh, nothing. Hi, Blaze. How are you?

(Silver) You know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here, I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

(Blaze) Hey Silver.

(Silver) GODDAMNIT!

(Shadow) This is the last fucking time you confuse me with that blue asshole. You did it once before, you did it again. You did it at our wedding, Rouge.

(Rouge) You just look so much alike!

(Rouge) Maybe if we, like, put weed in it we can make it work good.

(Shadow) No.

(Rouge) You won't even try it? Just try my idea for once, Sonic! Uh, Shadow. Fuck. Just listen to me, like, for once.I'm sorry that I'm bad with names.

(Rouge) We're all gonna die, anyway. What is that? Looks like a weird cow or something.

(Shadow) Looks like a robot that we can't possibly imagine what the voice could sound like.

(Shadow) Hmm… got a nice green glowy thing there?

(Rouge) It's weed, obviously. I was hiding it from Knuckles. He wanted it so bad. Did you see the look on his face?

(Shadow) Yes, I did, although it might be irradiated. So you might be slowly developing death.

(Rouge) That's fine.

(Tails) Wait, no. Somebody's been building a video game. A battle royale that--

(Sonic) Oh sweet! I want to be the main character!

(Tails) Look, it's a big computer!

(Knuckles) …wait …what's on it?

(Tails) Somebody's been playing Fortnite.

(Knuckles) …aw fuck.

(Knuckles) …what the fuck?

(Sonic) What is this?

(Tails) Did you guys see that?

(Tails) Where'd they go?