Kleptoplast 🌱

finally watching Hundreds of Beavers and there are so many jokes in this that are like. Applied physics

Yoshi used to look perpetually sleepy, but they made him woke now.

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

It would be better if he had a kind form

Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

the smartest thing you can do is be a genius

idea for how nintendo can improve the animal crossing lego collab

Axel F turning on Food Network to be shocked at the sight of his long-lost twin brother, Topsh

found some old jokes in my email
that are as much fun
as they are about food

Catch One of Those Water Bombs and Drink the Whole Thing

Two conservatively dressed anthropomorphic canines holding up signs displaying the Toyota logo and the text “Keep the “Summer” in “Toyota Summer Sales Event”

Ancient Summerians

Never seened this dog before -- why is he saying that

Piranha Plants in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door are the sleepiest creatures in the game, with some of their subtypes being up to 110% sleepy. This may be a reference to the famously sleepy Piranha Plants from Super Mario 64.

even the biggest plane in the world needs to take off before it can soar

Why do the Kirby Air Riders machines make "a sound that's similar to a wail" when destroyed, Sakurai?

A cartoon depicting a beach with nudibranches playing volleyball, and a car full of crabs driving by with one crab saying "Aaaaa!.. It's a nudibranch beach... Drive, George, drive! Kids, don't look!"

New Gary Larson comics are available - and this one has tidepool humor 😄

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Help me I'm being forced to consume Evil Soda. I'm at the house on the edge of town. I repeat Evil Soda

Welcome, Twitter people.

Here's my rules for bluesky:

-No smart alecks or know it alls
-No joshers, kidders or jokesters
-No hooligans or ruffians
-No ballyhoo and certainly no hullabaloo

Let's keep this place free from balderdash

hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on

"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

what many of you are ordering off of tbqh

whats the best video game level ever made? wrong it's flock step

In the dark of the night I was-- In the dark of the night

And the nightmare I had was-- the nightmare I had

It scared me-- [cuts to animal crossing 1 footage of a Howloid in some guy's house]

A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

Happy Friday afternoon folks. Here be some leaf sheep wishing you a lovely day 🌊