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Unfortunately, laundry math is and has been a thing. Extremely dumb.

I guess I was too young for it at the time? Not that I'm young by any stretch, but I never saw it. Leto only came onto my personal radar with Requiem for a Dream, which I didn't like, so he promptly fell right off it again for another decade or so.

Realizing this also put into perspective for me how fucking old he is, and how that much creepier it is that he has this whole cult like following of largely teens. Like he didn't get REALLY famous until relatively late in his career, but he was very much treated like a young up and comer. Gross.

The agent threw her to the ground with intent. The way it's phrased in the article makes it seem as tho her "falling" was an unintended consequence of what could even have possibly been an accidental push.

The man did have one of the butts of all time, for sure.

It's only terrorism when brown *nods sagely*

Like, wtf are they talking about? The US is ***literally*** a state created by terrorism, in every conceivable way!

E.B., very loudly so everyone knows a celebrity is staying at the hotel: There goes Mr. Van Damme himself! All the way from Belgium. Land of small cabbages and micturating cherubs, though our guest's efforts are bound to bolster its renown in the field of martial arts as well.

E.B. Farnum cleaning a shoe: One can hardly expect the accomplishment of every daily task to be greeted with fifes and clarions; of course not. But "Thank you E.B."? "Much obliged Mr. Farnum."? Is that such a preposterous fucking notion? Does not our fellows' appreciation render every tribulation lighter? Not for E.B., whom even beasts of burden outrank in fucking esteem. Shit!

E.B.: The mind reels, Richardson, as it tries to fathom the primordial wastewater your forebears called home before they decided to slither ashore. Richardson: Heey. E.B.: Even now your revolting form recalls through its atavisms this debased ancestry. Richardson: I can shave.

E.B.: Indulging your creative impulse Al? There's very little I wouldn't sacrifice to be granted an excess of leisure time necessary for such enobling pursuits. Of course you might disagree about the investment required, your talents being greater than mine. Al, drawing a cartoon cat: I invite you to reach behind my ear E.B., and if upon retraction you find your fingers further fucking bewetted then by all means, continue in that patronizing tone. Dan: That's a great fuckin' cat right there.

Realizing that I posted these Deadwood shitposts about 15k followers ago so a repost can’t hurt

I've had a similar thing with Connor! Everyone in the fandom is always on about all his freckles and moles and such, and as a fair skinned brunette with a shitton of body freckles and moles, it's really changed the way I look at them!

Gonna kick back and spend the afternoon solving a hard-boiled period mystery on the holodeck. Sure there’s an ion storm going on, but it’s probably fine. I won’t be trapped in there or anything.

My ex husband wasn't even rich and he still managed to have an entire room in his small three bedroom house just for his old cables! He was also a hoarder 🤷‍♀️

I liked the part where she accused you of insisting bi women should feel bad for not having sex with men when you literally...said no such thing whatsoever. LOOOOOOTS of projection going on there

Yesssss that's the one. Gender swap is so not typically my thing, but femme butch Hank is just SO HOT

Got me thinking about that big brained age swap human au of yours with this post. Truly genius shit

Ken Jennings is my favorite person on the internet

This is just making me feel even moreso that I REALLY need to finish those damn DBH fics that have been languishing in my WIP folder for *checks watch* over a year 😖 No femme Connor or Big Daddy Dom Hank to be found in them hahaha

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it makes zeeeeeeeero sense to me in DBH, too. Connor is like, the furthest thing possible from femme, and not that you can't play with that like BY ALL MEANS, but the fact that it happens SO consistently has me seriously like 😐

These are actually so interesting and cool, like, compositionally. The lighting, the crazy Dutch angles, just the general framing, I'm kind of obsessed.

Ok but "bad cop worse cop" is legitimately a hilarious and perfect name. Which is which? No way to know!

All the more reason to never get in one voluntarily imo

So this isn't entirely true. If a helicopter loses its engines, they actually can glide. The air currents generated by the falling of the craft are enough to keep the blades spinning and a very good pilot can manage a controlled landing. I've seen video of it. Still could not pay me to get in one.

The second panel omg 😭😭😭

Scavenger's Reign is incredible. I def feel that vibe with this.

I just happened to be looking for something new to watch when I saw this, just watched the opener for Ep1 and I'm hooked. Thanks!

Constantly impressed that Jeopardy contestants don't cry when @kenjennings.bsky.social hits them with that "No." after an incorrect answer. I would immediately burst into tears.

This has made so many things make sense for me, you don't even know

Yes yes yes age swap reverse AU is the way to DO IT. Let me see some old man Connor!!!

It's been working for me! (no it hasn't lol 😅)