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Hold me closer, Tony Danza. ๐Ÿ“SEA

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All the people defending Taylorโ€™s new album are giving the same energy as the people mourning Charlieโ€™s deathโ€ฆ like yikes.

05.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the pursed, circular shape of a tight anus.

Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the pursed, circular shape of a tight anus.

Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the wrinkled, often asymmetrical shape of a booty hole.

Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the wrinkled, often asymmetrical shape of a booty hole.

Rock formation on a hiking path that conjures the image of a tight little puckered brown star.

Rock formation on a hiking path that conjures the image of a tight little puckered brown star.

Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the taught, inviting opening of an unworn butthole.

Rock formation on a hiking path that mimics the taught, inviting opening of an unworn butthole.

Went hiking today, found a bunch of buttholes in the rocks.

11.08.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yayayay, Iโ€™m going this afternoon!

01.08.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lie of omission is still a lie, right?

16.07.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely not ๐Ÿ˜

30.06.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sir ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

30.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Pride Fit

30.06.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

16.06.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate to say it, but Balenciaga/BFRNDโ€™s remix of Gimme More is *terrible.* Itโ€™s so rare that a DJ is successful in changing the downbeat of a song, and this was a flopppp.

05.06.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe they brought Jennifer Coolidge back just to kill her off again.

07.04.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keshaโ€™s not coming to Seattle on her next tour and Iโ€™m SO UPSET ABOUT IT.

03.04.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Look at these silly little shrinky dinks. Should they be earrings or pins..?

24.03.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dinner Date - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Dinner Date - SNL

Ok now that this season of Severance is over, I have to admit this SNL skit is what comes to mind every time I hear the name Gemmaโ€ฆ

23.03.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our little group kept that artist busy that night! So smart of her to do kitsch flash tattoos in a kitsch barโ€ฆ lolol

21.03.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need someone to make a graphic tee of 2 Girls 1 Cup, but itโ€™s Helly, Helena, and an Irv mug. Above the scene are the words โ€˜Eat Feculenceโ€™.

17.03.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take: Rebecca Blackโ€™s new album is filling the hole left by Britneyโ€™s absence. The baton has been passed.

07.03.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only other full album to make the playlist is #Salvation by Rebecca Black

07.03.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put Gagaโ€™s entire album on my Bops4Bottoms playlist.

07.03.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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but fr

06.03.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is like when Britney released Midnight Fantasy as a sequel to her hit fragrance Fantasy. Iโ€™m all for it.

06.03.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
6-pack box of mini watermelon, three of which are covered in a white splattered substance (perhaps wax?), forming patterns reminiscent of splooge on a face

6-pack box of mini watermelon, three of which are covered in a white splattered substance (perhaps wax?), forming patterns reminiscent of splooge on a face

โ€œI should call himโ€ฆโ€
(TJโ€™s Edition)

04.03.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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unfortunately true ๐Ÿ‘‡

04.03.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6558    ๐Ÿ” 786    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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. @pandershirts.com came through with this gorgeous Nagel-inspired Femme Fatal sweater ๐Ÿ˜

04.03.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m slowly coming to terms with the fact that, at 33, my opportunity to become a child star has expired.

28.02.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let this woman direct everything known to man #severance

28.02.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 399    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Had the most unreal experience at the Gavin Turek concert last night ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

20.02.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cat on a hat

Cat on a hat

Cat on a hat, but smiling.

Cat on a hat, but smiling.

Hey BlueSky. Meet my boyfriendโ€™s roommateโ€™s girlfriendโ€™s cat, who lives at my boyfriendโ€™s apartment indefinitely because she bonded with the other two cats who live here when she was a wee lass and now they all a scream cry when she goes home! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ™ƒ

19.02.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a Shiba is a commitmentโ€ฆ Itโ€™s more Lifestyle.

16.02.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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