campari antica formula

Just fucking infuriating all these years no sorry ESPN and ABC just 720p fuck you never mind you can watch college sports in 4K for the stuff we’re showing we just don’t care

hell yeaj

Yes, douchelord, drive the exact same speed as the car next to you so you impede the entire flow of traffic.

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

Everyone knew there was no chance in hell Jets were going to convert 4th and 8, how does AG make the decision to go for it and not give Folk hero a shot to hit a field goal only three yards longer than his all time long . . . from TWO F’N WEEKS AGO

I had legitimately stopped watching the game. Then the texts began... then I came back in the room and rewound to watch the end of the second quarter. I will never be the same

No running room no time to pass looking good out there for the Jets

Jets DB just got trucked by the opposing QB can’t make it up

Or Sauce

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

Found a fun Jets stat for the podcast:

Across their final 17 games with Robert Saleh, the Jets had the league's best defense by points per drive and EPA per play.

In their subsequent 17 games without Saleh, the Jets have had the league's worst defense by the same metrics.

Rangers power play in midseason form

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

Isn’t that like every week

Bring a tiny violin to a knife fight

Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen

If we’re lucky enough to survive this hellhole and live to see the other side, can’t wait for “norms” to come back so when donkeys try to grab just a little piece, elephants will scream from rooftops crying foul clutching their pearls how COULD they, that’s not how things work in our democracy

There is nothing quite so awful in this world as a stadium full of yankee fans

David Cross folks.

Garrett Wilson wasn't going to be denied twice!

Off the head top for 6.

When does every single loose ball recovery not going your way feel like more of an indictment than just random luck

Who’s got it better than us

all I want from the Jets, my beloved and favorite football team, is for nobody to talk to me about the Jets, for nobody to realize the Jets even exist, and for the Jets to never play football again

Elite Garrett Wilson TD wiped off the board for "OPI"

God damnit that was a fucking touchdown why they robbing us every receiver in the league pushes their db right before the catch

Mets catching strays on the broadcast

Impeccable execution

The New York Mets' collapse is one of the worst you'll ever see. Despite being 21 games over .500 in June and owning baseball's best record at the time, the Mets failed to make the playoffs. Making things worse, no one "chased" them down. They just blew it.