HEDI / HEIDI!

[Lazily eating a HUGE piece of pizza. Mm, cheesy.]

"𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍!"

Mmm, mmm, mmm~! I love that line.

『𝐇𝐎𝐋 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄』

[She starts laughing, and in between catching her breath, she giggles.]

You're so fucked...hehehe..

You may be trapped there for a while. She doesn't let her play-things escape. The one that did was never the same.

. . . Do you want to meet her? I mean, sometimes, I throw mortals in her realm just because one life lost is better than. . . losing millions.

I could warp you there. But she's not someone to be underestimated, vampire.

Yes, she's so dangerous she's locked in her realm much like an animal in a cage. She makes me come to the mortal realm to run errands since she would make you into her bottom bitch faster than you can spit all of your teeth out of your mouth.

[She'd make the mace disappear with a snap.]

Nope. I don't really. Do that. I just kinda was hoping you'd go away if I hit you. . .

[She mumbles, temple pinched between manicured digits.]

Payne would play with you, but-- she's stuck in Agonis. A shame.

[She lazily yawns, still unmoving from the cloud. Shifting to get comfy.]

Greaaaaat. [Her disdain and dread from him saying that is OBVIOUS.]

[Keeping her distance, that fuck off mace remains, laying in her lap, as she twiddles the chain.]

I need to figure out how to get rid of horny vampires. . . better than that.

I was being sarcastic too, bloodsuc--

[She looks directly on him, and faster than anyone could possible react, alive or dead, she's already swinging her heart shaped mace directly into his chest.]

[Long, tired sigh.]

Do you think you could be less sarcastic? It's really turning me off.

I know I dress and act pretty "Natural" but you should at least show some class and respect, little bat. . .

[She's already weary of this. Maybe a good clonk on the head with her mace will shut him up.]

My, is word spreading that quickly...? Maybe I should get back to Hedon soon.

[She mumbles, but his next comment makes her stomach churn.]

Eugh. Not with someone I barely know.

I mean, I could smell you from five miles away, so I guess maybe I shouldn't be surprised.

[She has a very... complicated relationship with undead beings.]

Do you require something of me, little bat?

[She's way shorter than him, but will still call him that.]

[On her cloud, boredly twirling her fingers in her hair, as if she could curl her hair even further by winding it around digits. A streeeeetch.]

Ah. Well, this is what I get for going out at night, I guess.

(( FEAR /silly

((YEAH,,,

((ME RUNNING TO MAKE MANDY OR CREEPIE....

Maaaaan... it is WAY too early to be up!

[It's Noon, Hedi.]

[Dreamy sigh.]

Heh, does he not know I mean him? Awww, I like dummy silly boys. . .~

Who's the purple haired cutie~?

*not

[Has no even noticed.]

I came here to eat, why am I not eating? Ugh, but then I'd probably have to get off my cloud...

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Hmm. Curious. I'm sure there's a way to find out!

[Streeeeeetch. . .]

I think the last time I left my realm of Hedon. . . it was... 1998!

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅'𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒅'𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆.

Thank you, thank you!

[She reclines a bit on her pink cloud, happily sighing.]

Hmm.. now that I'm here, I can't remember why exactly I'm here. . . What's the current year? I feel like I haven't left Hedon in a while.