Catherine Lux

My dog's doggy daycare fees have increased a whopping 53% in just 4 years. FIFTY THREE PERCENT. Absolute madness! Currently searching for a smaller, more local provider who doesn't charge £65 a day 🫠

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I'm exhausted, but almost a year to the day since finishing the first draft of my novel, I've finally finished the second draft. Now I don't want to see a single word of this thing until at least February 😂

(although I say first draft, but I also edited alongside writing the first draft)

Of course my body decided to hit me with a horrific cold right before Christmas 🫠 My ribs are SO sore from coughing and sneezing so much 😭

I'm going back to Disney World next May and I am literally so excited I cannot cope 😭😍🙈 fully leaning into my Millenial Disney adult era 😂

17 years ago I was um, *ahem* kissing my boyfriend on a deserted beach after a storm...and then a kayaker washed up on the beach after 6 hours in the sea and we ended up saving his life. Every year I remember it and it still makes me laugh 🙈 web.archive.org/web/20231224...

(2/2) ...It feels like I've been the 'keeper' of these stories for so many years, and as I get to the point where I'm almost ready to share them with others, it's incredibly emotional trying to make sure I've done each character justice. I hope one day it's all worth it.

I've spent the past 7 years writing my debut fiction novel. I'm finally in the editing stages, and I won't lie, I'm finding it super rewarding but also SUPER emotionally draining. It's a heavy novel, based on the true story of my family in the early 1900s... (1/2)

2013-2016 was PEAK blogging events era and I honestly miss it so much.

Grief is such a strange thing, one minute you're perfectly fine, the next you remember your grandma's smile and burst into tears out of nowhere. It's been nearly a year and I miss her smile so much 😭

I have just two major regrets from my life:

1. Not buying more Bitcoin in 2013
2. Not seeing The Color Purple on Broadway in 2016

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

I see Louis Theroux is being accused of various things because he pointed microphones at Israeli settlers and didn't interrupt them as they spouted the most insane shit possible

Home after an epic six day solo vacay to Walt Disney World for my 34th birthday last Friday, and already wish I was back in the sunshine and Disney magic 😭

If you're new here, it is my favourite song of all time and every time it comes on it's like Tina takes over my body 😂

I'm clearing out my phone storage before my next trip, and I did not realise just how many videos there are of me 'performing' Proud Mary in various bars and clubs around the world 💀

Thanks you Miss Tina for so many joyful memories 😭

Now, I'm not saying this will continue. We all know I could lose this traffic within a day, but right now I'm not panicking as much as people are telling me to panic? The only thing I've done differently is create *more* content than I used to.

I know there's a lot of SEO chatter about publishers losing traffic to AI...but my traffic has actually grown. I've gone from around 200 clicks per day to 800 clicks per day in the past 12 months, and my Grow by Mediavine payments have gone from $143 per month to over $400.

So, time to buy more stocks then? 👀

@hayleyminn.bsky.social Hey Hayley, I tried to respond to your email RE the IoS piece, but I keep getting a notification saying my email isn't able to get through to your address :'(

I've been back from Australia for less than a week and I already miss it so much 😭 I need WARMTH.

Or Maybe Elon is just using a social media scheduling tool?

I landed in Sydney yesterday and literally went straight from the airport to my hairdresser to get my colour done 😆 Mr O is hands down the best colourist I've ever been to. He's like a magician.

The reality of having PoTS. Lovely relaxing bath, and then as soon as I stood up to get out my heart rate skyrocketed instantly from 111bpm to 167bpm 🙃🤦🏼‍♀️ That's a HR increase of 56bpm 😩

Is there anything worse than meeting a new client when you're losing your voice and you have to be like, I'M SORRY I DON'T USUALLY SOUND LIKE THIS

Cherry Ripes are the BEST! My fave Aussie treat. I find people usually love them or hate them though, no in-between

The only tickets left for the Houston shows in the Beyonce general sale, that aren't $3000+, are resale tickets...and I won't buy those purely on principle 🙃

All I can say is, thank GOODNESS I got tickets for one of the London dates, because I'd be crying right now if I had nothing. Still 20k people ahead of me in the Houston queue.

Me as soon as Cowboy Carter was released: "If she takes this on tour, I'm seeing it in Houston."

Me now in the queue for Houston tickets:"THIRTY THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME?! HOW?!" 😭

Seriously, how. I was waiting in the queue 30-mins before it went live, refreshing constantly.

M&S's cooking chocolate is far too tasty to be just cooking chocolate.