Hobbit, large yet small

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Such great work as always!!

Don’t worry guys I’m making sure to tell all my friends and coworkers to watch Weapons

It is my duty 🫡 why work in kitchens for a decade if you’re not gonna do some experimenting

Omfg we are an ice-ing household this is brilliant. Im moving in a few weeks but this is a big priority now.

Tbf I was talking about it for like a week at work and at home.
I wanted to make prank thick ice to see if it would slowly slightly thicken the drink, I still have an unopened thick water, there is time

My work got a case of thickened water delivered on accident (so just free) and I made thick lemonade with it and everyone was like “pls stop saying thick lemonade”

I paid like 99¢ a month for starz for like a year this way

This is so crazy! I love learning

Watching Funny Face is so wild because the big plot is Audrey Hepburn being weird looking?

I’m the fun coworker because I draw Garfield on the white board

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Been trying so hard not to twist my brain into some Donkey Kong x Planet of the Apes head cannon but I just got to The Forbidden Layer and I might have to practice drawing fanart soon

Wild strawberries taste like a full sized strawberry’s flavor concentrated into the tiny sized berry, they’re my fav so I can only imagine how I’d feel about these bad boys

Beautiful 🥹

Ayyyyy ty Big Naturals Luigi

i kinda would like to be put in a paper shredder as a piece of paper just to see what it would feel like

Wow this is incredible

Hah!

It did and he’s had so many bangers! One of the best to ever do it, truly.

I’m genuinely considering asking for less shifts at work so I can work on a line of amphibian art dolls

It’s still so crazy to me that T-Pain is in fact a really talented singer and was only the “auto-tune guy” because he legitimately thought it just sounded cool

Didn’t he lower it to $8 because of some little spat where Stephen King basically called him an idiot? It’s hard to keep track since it’s all so stupid

20 years ago I had a crush on a vintage fashion Flickr lady, time circle flat etc

There was a hand painted sign on the side of a building growing up that said “GET THE US OUT OF THE UN!” it confused me so much when I was little. Definitely had a vintage look to it, had to have been there long before I was even born

The ones I’ve been in usually also sell tobacco and bongs and snacks and stuff, sometimes there’s just dudes hanging out in there with their friends who are working

I get a thousand dollars in my bank account I start tipping 100% (my tab is five dollars)

She was definitely one of the biggest woo-y people that taught there but I still think back like damn she was being paid to tell us all that?

Lol I remember in middle school my religion teacher showed us some blurry ass picture of where they “found it” but it was like up on some mountain and we just couldn’t get to it

My friends and loved ones are already going through so much