Jasper Rolls 💀 about

their intended audience was crypto dudes, they are def very mad about what they got instead

the chase (itv) is a long term project to normalise a radical political position in the uk that is neither left nor right but known as “total retiree genocide”

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

And you're getting the eight-inch chef, the three and a half-inch pear, with a three and a half-inch mini chef.

goodslop

from "Embassytown"

Shutter Island

a very "neat" movie, all things considered. everything that's set up pays off, and it has me thinking a good deal. also really enjoyed the dream imagery, which feels almost overdue for scorsese, but i'm glad he gets around to it now. satisfyingly unsettling

Watching Shutter Island

JOINING THE WAR ON OBESITY ON THE SIDE OF OBESITY

A mirrored tray with art of Mighty Mouse holding a huge vial of cocaine and winking while saying “HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY”

A mirrored tray with art of Mickey Mouse saying “LAY IT OUT!”

A mirrored tray with art of Archie, Veronica, and Jughead. Veronica and Jughead are walking away while Archie says “BUT RONNIE I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO PROM” and Veronica says “SORRY ARCHIE, BUT JUGHEAD GOT THE BLOW”

A mirrored tray with an extremely off model Jiminy Cricket marching off and saying “IF THERE IS NO BLOW …… THEN I SHALL GO!”

Please enjoy this collection of vintage mirrored coke trays I found on eBay as part of an insane estate sale 12 years ago and just remembered existed

♞ - LAPFOX TRAX

weird, energetic hypercore! i feel like i've been too long away from LAPFOX (now HALLEY LABS i guess?), but it turns out it was just as good as it's always been.

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

i'm anticipating ep 36 of DiU so intensely. liam if you're reading this don't look it up

thinking about bits of jojo i haven't gotten to yet on this watchthrough with the BF and vibrating. i talk a lot of shit about about this series sometimes but the anime especially just knows how to make it hit

i suspect some of them are 8-12 year olds who don't know that the slop machine is there

but like, as far as i can tell, it cost the guy money to file his claims, and he didn't get anything back from doing that, the platform would just remove the offending material, so it was seemingly just for the sake of fucking with people

its not like they can answer this question since the guy behind it doesn't speak publicly but i'm still like. why, over cookie's bustle. like as far as i can tell he doesn't make money from copyright claiming shit. why fuck with this one obscure game

🖍️ Drawing of Dr. Nero from infection (by pann) viewed from below, somewhat shirtless

long overdue image

The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid - Bill Bryson

had a lot of thoughts on this one, so storygraph review app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/4630...

Resident Evil Outbreak: File #2

i think this was kinda genius before its time. the single player seems designed to make the game look its worst, but i can just...feel the great team game hiding in there. if there's anything i believe deserves a second chance, it's this little cul de sac

There's nothing better than getting hugged by someone you like, but it can be dangerous. By taking part today you assume the risk of death.
Do NOT die.

An anthro says "My GOAT is washed!" while I think about a goat being washed

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Drawing of an orc holding a red axe.

Black and white drawing of an orc holding an axe.

I fell in love with orcs when I was a kid... here's my orc oc.

starmer always charting the least popular course on every issue is pretty impressive, really. "the US can use our bases to bomb people, but doing that is bad" congrats, you managed to get our bases attacked in such a way that generates zero good will with anyone, masterful

Stan the man~ from 2024