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Hilary Gerstein

@hisly9.bsky.social

Neuroscience Educator (hire me!) • #altac • Enjoys #scicomm, brains, rodents • she/hers • Momlife • IBS • What I lack in intestines I make up for in anxiety

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Flier for my talk Friday 5/30 at 7 p.m.

Flier for my talk Friday 5/30 at 7 p.m.

Are you a scientist and not sure what to do to help with all the awfulness all around us? Inspired by Vietnam era activism, @standupforscience.bsky.social is hosting a series of "teach ins," in which scientists share a bit about their area of expertise and why it's important with the public. 🧪🦑🌎

28.05.2025 11:02 — 👍 480    🔁 223    💬 12    📌 26

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

28.05.2025 19:40 — 👍 22858    🔁 3413    💬 447    📌 94
A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...

A dumbo rat with big sad eyes, captioned, "RATS." Text: Dude, if I don't see my bros in like 2 hours I'm gonna be cowabummed out...

An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.

An illustration of a fancy mouse with white patches, captioned "MICE." Text: If I see another man in my house I will slit him open from mouth to anus and wear him like a jacket.

Pet Rats vs Pet Mice

28.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 7213    🔁 1336    💬 85    📌 36

I have such a nice mental image of him trotting out his old ‘Nova hoodie to watch the games from the Vatican with a cozy cup of tea.

08.05.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was my reaction as well!

08.05.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

08.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 19293    🔁 4618    💬 677    📌 395

Only when ‘Nova loses in the Final Four!

08.05.2025 18:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Killing the old pope and having the new pope already hate you is wild

08.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 1155    🔁 229    💬 14    📌 7

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 28911    🔁 8156    💬 38    📌 763

Multiple friends previously at HUP referred to this gentleman as Snidely Whiplash and honestly, that denigrates the good name and reputation of Snidely Whiplash.

02.05.2025 22:11 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ok but on behalf of myself, A Jew™️….
WOW NO THANK YOU

02.05.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Coast Guard proposes removing navigation buoys from Maine waters The measure aims to cut costs based on the assumption that boaters already have electronic navigation systems, or could.

Maine is small but this is some real serious Trvmp vendetta bulls*** that you should all know about. People are going to die. www.bangordailynews.com/2025/04/25/s...

28.04.2025 23:35 — 👍 204    🔁 110    💬 16    📌 24
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Ok, but I would settle for just the second part too! 💚🦅💚
#Eagles

[h/t to @thegistsports.bsky.social]

29.04.2025 18:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shout out to Jalen Hurts and “scheduling conflicts” 💚🦅💚 #eagles

28.04.2025 20:34 — 👍 22584    🔁 2043    💬 405    📌 137

A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here

29.04.2025 15:16 — 👍 17386    🔁 7004    💬 311    📌 369
A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

22.04.2025 12:53 — 👍 22233    🔁 9090    💬 1390    📌 871

For bonus points, Google “Cross of Honor of the German Mother” to see just how much it is Nazis all the way down

21.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

03.04.2025 19:45 — 👍 28896    🔁 7065    💬 557    📌 339
Paul Noth the New Yorker

Paul Noth the New Yorker

🧪🔬This is literally the predicament of research all over the country. This is the perfect portrayal of research in America right now. #Science

18.03.2025 01:26 — 👍 238    🔁 78    💬 3    📌 3

if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.

10.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 18304    🔁 4804    💬 214    📌 266
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🚨 EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

Columbia/Barnard faculty, Jewish community leaders, immigrant advocates, and rabbis are demanding the immediate release of Mahmoud Khalil from ICE custody.

We will not be silent or cower in the face of American Fascism. #FreeMahmoud

10.03.2025 21:10 — 👍 17119    🔁 4561    💬 207    📌 181

Phenomenal

10.03.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Judge Reyes just became my favorite person.

19.02.2025 17:31 — 👍 367    🔁 93    💬 12    📌 19

I’ll do so right now! Yay!

19.02.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not lead a professional society but I’ve been chatting with the Advocacy dude at mine and would like to point him to this! How can I, merely no one, do that?

19.02.2025 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

16.02.2025 04:50 — 👍 13803    🔁 2139    💬 12    📌 51
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We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together “More than 50 interviews with Democratic leaders revealed a party that is struggling to define what it stands for, what issues to prioritize, and h...

"Our nation’s core values are under attack, and standing up for what’s right takes bravery and courage. That’s why we, the Democrats, have decided to stay seated until we can figure out what to do."

16.02.2025 14:01 — 👍 529    🔁 120    💬 16    📌 20

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?

DON'T DO IT.

If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.

Document, document, document.

Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

06.02.2025 17:37 — 👍 13100    🔁 3898    💬 160    📌 166
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Gotta admit this slaps

07.02.2025 01:18 — 👍 51    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 3

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

07.02.2025 00:34 — 👍 51891    🔁 7183    💬 1627    📌 330

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