Madam Mayhem

Possibly bring me coffee too

It’s the weak point in my laundry cycle and this is the best solution I can come up with, honestly

I need a service sub just for the very specific task of moving my folded laundry from the basket to my wardrobe.

Photo of me standing in a dungeon with collars on a wall rack behind me. I’m wearing a black vegan leather overt bra and thong and over-the-knee black patent boots. My nips are covered with black cross nipple pasties. With hands on hips I look forceful.

Hopefully this distracts you from the fact it’s Monday again…

Right back at you!

I agree. Men are great at getting in their own way.

I cancelled two first dates with men today because both ignored boundaries I set.

Happy International Women’s Day!

Selfie of me from neck to knee wearing a black and white sheer mesh bra and suspender skirt maid costume and black stockings from Baed Stories.

This is the only way I can be motivated to cook for a man… #maid #roleplay #lingerie

The reviews are in…

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Screenshot from my OnlyFans account showing an intro to an audio file that reads ‘It has been a VERY long time since you’ve been treated to an audio story from my dating life. This one is so good I have to do it in two parts. Here is Part I of Mr Peacock…’

Did you know I do sexy audio stories of my filthy adventures?

Photo of me from behind and below as I stand on a bed. I’m naked aside from black nylon hold ups which have a pale pink back seam and little pink bows at the top. The hump is well and truly humping.

Happy Hump Day #ass #arse #humpday #stockings

Photo of me from neck to mid thigh, wearing a pink and red Baed Stories thong, red sheer mesh cape and matching opera gloves. One nipple can be seen through the cape and a hand covers the other one.

Titty Tuesday… #boobs #nipples #lingerie #milf #cougar

Photo of me from behind as I stand leaning against my kitchen bench. I’m wearing a black latex spanking dress with a hole to reveal my ass and over the knee black PVC boots. Yeah, it’s very naughty.

Monday mooning? Have a great week! #latex #boots #ass #arse

I found some old ‘footage’ from my dungeon time a few years ago. You’re welcome… #boots #dominatrix #femdom #footfetish

It’s almost the end of the week, right? #reels #lingerie #milf #cougar

Mirror selfie from the neck down. I’m in a black long sleeve knitted mini dress, black hold ups and black knee-high boots with gold buckles. I’m lifting the back of the dress to reveal my bare arse in a pink string bodysuit.

Happy Hump Day! #ass #arse #stockings #lingerie

I love living alone until I tweak my back deadlifting and need someone to bring me a coffee in bed.

Photo of me from behind as I wear a sheer burgundy lace Honey Birdette slip. I’m lifting the left side with my hand to reveal a sliver of underbutt. She’s looking juicy.

Here to start your week off right… #ass #arse #lingerie

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Photo of me from neck to mid-thigh wearing a black lace bodysuit and sheer mesh mini skirt. One hand is lifting my skirt and the other is cupping a boob.

I hope everyone is having a delicious weekend! #lingerie #domme #femdom

The joy of having a fwb at the gym is that sometimes he’ll give me a bear hug and a forehead kiss and other times he’ll come over to show me his boner.

😂

Guys…I cleaned my whole house and I don’t even have anyone coming over for sex.

Is this adulting?

Photo of my crotch in grey leggings. There are wet patches from my delicious juices.

Thirsty Thursday…I filmed a little something after getting all hot and horny at the gym…the leggings stayed on… #gymleggings #masturbation #pussyjuice

I need a knee-buckling make out session with someone new.

Photo of my naked butt. I’m cupping it with my left hand.

Happy hump day! #nude #humpday #ass #arse

Photo of my torso as I wear a sheer mesh and lace burgundy halter neck slip from Honey Birdette. My hands are resting at my stomach and my nipples are erect and peeking through the fabric enticingly.

Titty Tuesday tease… #nipples #boobs #lingerie

Gratefully they were two different men 😂

Photo of me from behind as a wear a deep purple sheer mesh halter neck suspender mini dress with harness and garters. You can see my butt clearly through the fabric and I’m cupping my upper thighs with my hands for extra effect…nails painted red.

Let me help you ease into the week… #ass #arse #lingerie #milf #cougar