Ryan

all the sports teams I care about exist solely to bring me pain

lowkey same, especially if it's an animal

(and, to be clear, I think she's just cynically trying to win some brownie points, I have no faith she's going to take even the babiest steps towards reconciliation)

"my trans sisters, now that i have put my hand on the burner 23734 times and also forced many of you to do the same, I am forced to agree that the burner is indeed hot and will burn you"

I'm all about redemption arcs but she's looking at a climb from the depths of hell to the peak of everest here

big 'reading the synopsis of a movie on wikipedia instead of watching it' energy

Definitely not too late to turn it around but if UT goes up 17 it's going to be a hell of a climb.

"demi lovato let her sister out of the basement for halloween" you mean

visuals that belie the artistry within...?

Not sure why he went for the monkey tail beard 5 o'clock shadow but I guess with a jawline like that the world's your oyster

"What are you going to be for Halloween?"

*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...

This is what someone sounds like when they say “sports ball.”

It was so blisteringly obvious they were going to be betrayed and they still cast aside morals for short-term gains. Mind-boggling.

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

listen it's not every day I get to be real mean, like, explicitly, and also feel like I'm contributing to the general good

alt text almost as great as the picture, which is saying something

saw this skeet and had the only appropriate reaction: Ran away

i'm living my life wrong, oh my god

Ugh been there, completely sucks.

whedonposting in 2025, revolutionary

also both the movie and show are carried by the charisma of the actors in spite of the writing

the lighting in the film Serenity is so bad

once read Atlas Shrugged to impress a girl

Sure, and I think we can agree that it's a silly phrase, as well.

Yeah, I've heard it before. Nevertheless, the plural of anecdote is, eventually, data.

depending on the size of the plural, uh

somebody check in on dan brown

how do you resist the urge to bury your face in all that fluff?

breaking: bluesky