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Hugh Janus da Horseshoe Crab

@horseshoecrab.bsky.social

age is 9+10+3, any pronouns Me encanta el mar, todos me llaman “el Maricón”

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lauren
@NotABigJerk
For everyone visiting their parents
this week:
LG tvs call it TrueMotion
Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing
Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
Sony calls it MotionFlow
Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation
Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion
Processing
12/25/22

lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22

01.03.2025 07:32 — 👍 5818    🔁 2022    💬 49    📌 137
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I didn't feel like drawing today, so I started making a chiptune instead lol. Just a WIP, but a good start, I think

25.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

25.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 5651    🔁 1586    💬 85    📌 126

IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie

25.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 1742    🔁 1479    💬 3    📌 0
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.

20.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 5635    🔁 3286    💬 36    📌 12

If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.

20.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 2480    🔁 1783    💬 16    📌 6

DO NOT BUY 'ESCAPE FROM TARKOV' ON STEAM!!!

adding it to your cart and checking out will cause 'Escape from Tarkov' to be installed on your computer!!!!!!!

16.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 66    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind

in case of maritime emergency escape crocodile will deploy. Please remove shoes and leave all luggage behind

www.oglaf.com/buoyancy/

16.11.2025 13:17 — 👍 2068    🔁 578    💬 12    📌 14
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.

25.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 3883    🔁 4204    💬 16    📌 18

Wolp :)

24.10.2025 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Werewolf Choir

17.10.2024 12:21 — 👍 2383    🔁 830    💬 16    📌 8

I still think half of the anti-vaccination advocates out there are just people who are scared of needles and don't want to admit it so they make up lies about how evil vaccines are.

19.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Just this morning I saw someone with Christmas lights on my way to get coffee

They haven’t plugged them in yet but come on

19.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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✨🎊

02.01.2025 21:58 — 👍 8972    🔁 2632    💬 125    📌 29

not only does Gary Larson still have the juice, it seems to have only gotten stronger

16.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 3130    🔁 844    💬 15    📌 20
sketches of two trilobites - one curled up and one crawling

sketches of two trilobites - one curled up and one crawling

mum asked me to draw calymene blumenbachii - 'the dudley bug', a type of trilobite. they've been found in the limestone quarries of my hometown in the west midlands, dudley.

#paleoart

17.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

17.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 4157    🔁 847    💬 34    📌 18
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Alan Craddock for Chanur’s Venture by C.J. Cherryh (1987 edition) 🐈

18.10.2025 08:35 — 👍 358    🔁 81    💬 6    📌 4
DADA FINALLY COMES HOME FROM CIGARETTES
ON A FAMILIAR TREE A PIGEON LAYS A STONE
INSTEAD OF AN EGG AND DIES

DADA FINALLY COMES HOME FROM CIGARETTES ON A FAMILIAR TREE A PIGEON LAYS A STONE INSTEAD OF AN EGG AND DIES

This is beautiful to me, it is new poetry

18.10.2025 04:14 — 👍 844    🔁 162    💬 4    📌 3

Lmao

17.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOLD ME NOW!

I’M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I’M THINKING!

THAT SIX FEET, AIN’T SO FAR DOWN!

17.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

17.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 11077    🔁 7793    💬 65    📌 48
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Bringing back a classic

23.09.2025 19:59 — 👍 1307    🔁 466    💬 7    📌 5
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Donate to Help a Trans Survivor Heal After a Violent Hate Crime, organized by Madison Carstens Hi, my name is Madison and I'm asking for your help to get thro… Madison Carstens needs your support for Help a Trans Survivor Heal After a Violent Hate Crime

Madison Carstens, a transgender woman from Seattle, was attacked by six men in a transphobic hate crime on Sept 2. She suffered a ruptured eardrum - that may have permanently damaged her hearing - and a severe concussion that will keep her out of work for weeks or months.

Do your thing, fam. (1/2)

24.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 832    🔁 876    💬 10    📌 15

Your chances of being bitten by deer zoey is not high but never zero

14.11.2024 04:02 — 👍 738    🔁 67    💬 10    📌 1
pye in her new raptor fursuit - they have grey skin with black stripes and yellow/orange eyes

pye in her new raptor fursuit - they have grey skin with black stripes and yellow/orange eyes

pye wearing her orange mohawk, leaning over a stair barrier to leer at the viewer

pye wearing her orange mohawk, leaning over a stair barrier to leer at the viewer

pye sticking her middle claw up, standing in a bricked hallway

pye sticking her middle claw up, standing in a bricked hallway

pye pouncing at the camera, very vicious and terrifying!

pye pouncing at the camera, very vicious and terrifying!

2am, time to RAPTOR POST

she's finally here, you are DOOMED

🪡 : @komickrazi.bsky.social

23.09.2025 01:22 — 👍 324    🔁 81    💬 53    📌 3

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