Lazy Skips

Some practice shitpost #alienstage #tillivan #ivantill

Loco estoy tan triste que ni mis pastillas del deficit me dejan concentrarme. Que poronga lpm

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Leer cosas gays me saca de la depresión no joke

Bueno ya me vi blink gone, me voy a suicidar gente

dungeon meshi meme: shuro confesses to falin but falin and marcille be fuckin' ong fr no cap

this will be the ending to dungeon meshi
#farcille #dungeonmeshi

By the age of 30, you should have:

- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain

Wow mejoras bien rápido froggy!

😈

When I saw the trailer with my friends we all looked at each other and went “yup they’re exes”

Mi deporte favorito es hacer amigos hombres y ver como la luz se va de sus ojos cuando les explico que es el omegaverse, para después decirles que serían ellos en ese universo

yuri??? yaoi??? what?? babe did you hit your head?? anyway let me get back to explaining the plot from the hit movie over the hedge (2006)

Google how do I know if I’m vi, pan or a lesbian if I’m 25 and never been with neither a dude or a girl?

I'm enjoying the mario super show wiki too much probably

men will avoid doing CPR on a minor because they are afraid of getting an erection instead of going to therapy

🐰🐰 the dance 🐰🐰

"Too Much to Handle" (1/1)

Tomura steals Kacchan Arcanine from Izuku and brings it back to the Boss of Team League. All for One and Doctor Persian are...unimpressed.

mha pokemon continues I guess 😅

a scene from Midsommar

Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter

NEEDS ANOTHER REPOST!

“We spent the entire weekend trying to get me pregnant.”
“Uhm. You’re a guy. So is he.”
“Doesn’t mean we didn’t try our best.”

The end of the world

Probably healthy to take weeks off of social media like some of you do, but quit showing off: your cesspool awaits

This place is the shit!

Birthday cake with a guillotine and corresponding cupcake heads

with @faineg.bsky.social’s guillotine discourse, I just remembered this birthday cake my then-13-yo made in 2020, complete with cupcake heads