Oh I love this design Mike! What a cool tie in to the story
27.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I love this design Mike! What a cool tie in to the story
27.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oooo I did miss this, thanks for sharing!! I'll definitely check out the conversation
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Dracula reaches out and touches my face. His fingers are eight inches long, and just as pointy as his teeth. His touch is ice cold. My phone buzzes, and it breaks our spell. I look at the name on the screen: VAN HELSING.
“It’s my ex-boyfriend. I should go,” I tell him.
Atlantic Avenue, Brooklyn
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I know what you’re thinking: “My New Year’s resolution was to subscribe to the newsletter of whoever wrote the 14th most read McSweeney’s humor piece of the year. But he doesn’t have one.”
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
Well, you’re not gonna believe this:
substack.com/@tomellison123
I've got a new Shout co-authored with my talented bud Jordan De Padova and illustrated beautifully by Livia Weiner. Sláinte!
www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
This is how to go into a new week…
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#beastieboys
Hi! Sharing again for my friend Naomi who is over halfway to her goal! If you can't donate and can spare a retweet (or whatever we call them on Bluesky) I'd really appreciate it.
www.gofundme.com/f/stand-by-n...
Thank you!!! A couple days early actually (it's TECHNICALLY July 6), but I'll happily cash some early celebrations 😁 time is meaningless at this point anyway 😂
28.06.2025 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂 I can't handle another side job
17.06.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."
16.06.2025 13:29 — 👍 3851 🔁 718 💬 61 📌 38So strange. So many thoughts. The biggest being... $90k? Syracuse?! I'd be mad too. But I think it was a missed opportunity in this article to focus so much on what schools/Syracuse are doing this year and so little about why they're doing it. Ripple effects of policy chaos. Stay mad, but direct it.
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Chalkboard sign outside motorcycle dealership that says "feeling sad and ugly? Buy a motorcycle and just be ugly"
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I'm in Humor, I'm in Cookbooks, and today I'm in World History. I will not stop until I've conquered every section of Barnes & Noble. Happy pub day to How Not to be a Basic Peasant!
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OH WOW, it's Book Launch day!!! The reign of pre-orders is over! BUY my book today!!
store.abramsbooks.com/products/ame...
I woke up this week and realized I had read all three books of The Empyrean series (Fourth Wing, Iron Flame, Onyx Storm) in a delightful romantasy fugue. I wrote about the pleasures of genre immersion in my newsletter here:
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I'm starting a monthly live storytelling show with @iangoldstein.bsky.social called Workers Comp! come join us March 30th at Brooklyn Art Haus for stories about the workplace and why everyone needs a union, especially you. tickets at the bitly link! bit.ly/43nRD90
04.03.2025 21:14 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
The next Abolish Everything tapings for @nebula.tv are TOMORROW @caveatnyc.bsky.social! The 7 PM is sold out, but there’s still a handful of tickets left for the 10 PM.
Lots of stone cold killers on this one—not to be missed!
caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Scientists have observed cockatoos enjoying noodles dunked in blueberry-flavored soy yogurt. Sabrina Imbler gave it a try. defector.com/i-tried-a-co...
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Starting my day with this song was a good jolt to the sleepy brain! A good friend of mine just put out an album so I've had that on repeat open.spotify.com/track/1bgObT...
25.02.2025 13:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you @literaryhub.bsky.social and @jamesfolta.com for letting me yap about my book!
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"Am I flattered by thy haste? Forsooth. I am not made of stone. But, good lord, man. I must wear something. Have some self-restraint."
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beautiful idiot cat with single cotton ball in place of brain staring at mirror like she does every morning
peach no! you’re too little to be considering the implications
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THURSDAY!
By popular demand, OOPS! ALL OSCAR MONOLOGUES is back @ucbtny.
Over a dozen comedians will do the bits they would do if they hosted the Oscars.
If you buy before show day, tix are just $10! Be proactive for once in your life!
ucbcomedy.com/show/oops-al...
everyone saying “go birds.” yes exactly birds are wonderful
10.02.2025 16:00 — 👍 1800 🔁 248 💬 18 📌 10Every database administrator:
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In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com & I round up great writing by @kibblesmith.com, @lilliekoi.bsky.social, Daniel Lavery, and @bizzycoy.bsky.social!
Plus James's deep dive into the world of weather-predicting groundhogs and my upcoming workshops.
Check it out & subscribe at the link below!
It was so much fun to collaborate on this piece with Sarah Garfinkel!
--via @electriclit.bsky.social
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Those eyes!
06.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have this hanging in my office (specifically the flora and fauna page). Highly recommend!
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