Cuz their dicks look like tater tots
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Why does a girl have no president?
Because Trump is not a president. He is a dictator.
Why doesn’t Trump ever text with his own hands?
Because he is more of a dictator
To cook the books
06.02.2026 16:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He kneads more power
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What happened when ice walked into a bar?
They ordered everyone a round of shots
Did you hear about the orange chicken who became a dictator?
It start with a coo
Why are authoritarian rulers called dictators?
Because they are men
What is Trump’s favorite tea?
Cruel Tea
Why did Trump ban carousels?
He found them too revolutionary
Why does Trump want to open a bakery?
So he can seize all the dough
Why is Trump terrible at chess?
Because he can’t stand the idea of checks and balances
Time for a mass march on Washington. We the people need to come together to save the
*checks notes*
1st Amendment FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Weekend craft experiments
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Zero of that made for “great television“. It was cringe.
Ukraine will not roll over and give up their land and resources. They have an incredible, resilient, respectable President. 🇺🇦
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The little cow running this social media account is one of the most delightful parts of my scrolling.
Highly recommend
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The second rule of Fight Club is "you do not talk about Fight Club."
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Okay, I’ll play.
#BlueskyArtShow #reflections #Raleigh2015
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It is such a beautiful day outside today!
I will stop the scrolling now, get some sunshine, and listen to the birds sing.
Hi.
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