Lanie Parks

Give me indie sleaze or give me death. I’m so sick of in not being 2014.

Watched ‘Mountainhead’ today and I may never recover 😳

‘Scream Queens’ was abysmally underrated

If we’re brining back overt misogyny, we also need to bring back quaaludes.

I’m shook that Stassi stayed with Patrick as long as she did 😳 #vanderpumprules

God bless me, it’s fuckin summa

So, I actually did save hundreds today by switching to Progressive

Just stood at the wrong Starbucks for 20 minutes waiting for my coffee. The day can only go up from here 👍🏻

Let’s give a round of applause for the downfall of Jesse Solomon #summerhouse

I want Lexi to stay on #SummerHouse and for them to rotate the older cast out with some new people. I love the OGs, but the young, party vibes are not what they used to be.

Post gym, lay on couch, cat in arms, watch Vampire Diaries, take nap >

I miss when veneers weren’t a thing

It’s 65 degrees out in Buffalo and my knees are OUTSIDE

I thought I needed beta-blockers. Turns out I actually needed some sunshine and exercise.

Brb, just having a quick cry while watching the Lilo & Stitch live action trailer.

Seeing Lucius Malfoy’s dick was def not on my 2025 Bingo card

As a society we committed too hard to Bluetooth headphones.

Sleep is so peaceful under the glow of the Roku City

Bout to start wearing my sunglasses to Planet Fitness 😎💪🏼

So blessed to live in the time of Josh Allen and light blue Gatorade