Schrödinger’s Squirrel

Did I get this correctly, that we’re going to deploy the National Guard and FBI agents to walk Big Balls to his car?

Tomorrow, the President is going to order the national guard to militarize the nation's capital (despite crime being at a 30 year low) after sending Congress home to prevent them from investigating evidence he committed sex crimes against children.

The Congressional GOP is unified behind him.

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oh and one more thing
you aren't going to like
what comes after America.

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And the meeting that didn't happen wasn't about Epstein.
It also wasn't in my house, and the White House is not my house.
The meeting that did not happen in my house that was not about Epstein also did not happen at the time they said it happened.
So everybody is wrong🤡

Temu Neville Chamberlain would have given him half of Europe.

Temu Neville Chamberlain would have given him half of Europe.

Hey MAGAts - question. When you shoot yourself in the foot, is there a specific toe you aim at? Or just kinda point at the middle and blast away?

I missed the part where blowing hundreds of millions in taxpayer money on gaudy, unnecessary White House upgrades counts as “cutting waste, fraud, and abuse.” Or did we just drop that whole narrative?

This explains the MAGA crowd.

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"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

What a way to convince people you didn’t collude with Russia by bowing to Putin on American soil.

The map may show a bridge named after daddy, but it will always be the Tappan Zee.

For those who think tariffs will help manufacturing here in the USA, your “Made in USA” fridge isn’t carved out of bald eagle feathers.

The parts come from all over the world & tariffs make those parts cost more.

So you’re paying extra for the privilege of thinking you’re sticking it to China.

The map may show a bridge named after daddy, but it will always be the Tappan Zee.

Can confirm.

Source: Was a female bartender back in the 20th century.

I hope South Park does an episode about how MAGA hates South Park doing episodes about them.

peanuts lucy saying christ what an asshole

Watched Idiocracy the other day. Only thing it got wrong? Thinking it’d take 500 years to get this stupid. It's a documentary about now. At this rate, in 500 years, we will have returned to the ooze.

Odd, how South Park is covering Kristi Noem and her ICE hooligans more accurately than The New York Times.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyone who grew up in NY or NJ in the 80's-90's knew exactly what a con he was.

Without daddy's money he'd be selling bootleg sneakers out of a sketchy van in Queens.

Anyone who grew up in NY or NJ in the 80's-90's knew exactly what a con he was.

Without daddy's money he'd be selling bootleg sneakers out of a sketchy van in Queens.

YouTube video by Mariano. CareerBuilder.com: Monkey Business (Up - Down Profitability)

The source of the data.

YouTube video by Mariano. CareerBuilder.com: Monkey Business (Up - Down Profitability)

The source of the data.