Juggles

Good to see Giuliani finding work, he owes those nice ladies in Georgia a shit ton of money.

Democrats set to launch Stefanik into the sun.

Just taking this stance publicly may be the point. Like most of these racist policies, feed the crowd that wants to believe that they can do this and collect the pats on the back.

It's almost refreshing to see him scratching and clawing at the remnants of his career as he is taken to the trash bin of history. Let's see him for who is always was, not for the mask that he wore.

But when Trump uses his ketchup-dipped finger to scrawl "do crimez," the Roberts court should let that stand.

Epstein stopped talking to Gates because he was so disturbed by Microsoft Teams.

They hid them from reality, too

I didn't know Ketamine's street name was Diet Coke

HOW MUCH MONEY DOES ALL OF THIS COST?

Kash looks stunned

We constituents need you to fight. We need you to be willing to face down Trump, to be willing to be arrested speaking truth to this autocracy. Their strength grows from the breaking of our norms. Don't meet them at the table, tie yourself to the construction equipment tearing down our White House.

It's so shocking because we are watching our history be destroyed by a grifter and our media and politicians seem to be yawning.

Trump's private army shall be built in his image

The Epstein Ballroom will be the premier location to hold Ms. Teen USA pageants

He is pretty slippery

Now look, I think we all know that's extra. And it's been foreclosed, so you have to deal with the bank.

Mattel should just release MAGA Barbie. She can come with a podcast and a restraining order.

Sounds like Trump is getting returns on his investment

Gonna just see where this stroke takes us, good plan.

It could be the start of a wonderful adventure!

Good thing about icebergs is that Elon's Boring Company can just build a tunnel under it and keep going. Check and mate.

He certainly picked a black person to single out and attack based solely on his appearance.

Operation Stomach Freedom is a huge success!

And it's not like he has a history telling the Met that he's going to preserve the Bonwit Teller facade for them, only to destroy it at the first chance he could.

We've always graded conservatives on a curve. The Bush Presidency is enjoying "Gentleman's C's" just so we can properly attack Trump.

This morning I was honored to speak at the #nokings rally outside the Lyons VA hospital organized by the AFGE local 1012! NO KINGS IN THE USA!

Oh good, giving those fat 30 year olds a lot more online time will fix it.

In retrospect, we probably should have tried harder.

Well, compared to these reprobates, I can see how they tried to sell Kirk as a communicator...

Offending readers to appeal to non-readers is a bad idea in the reading business.