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I knew we were cooked as a society when everyone just sorta decided they were sick of dealing with Covid and everyone just decided to pretend like it wasn't a thing anymore.

A drawing of a sparkly raven sitting on a branch. The caption reads, "Hey, facing unknowns absolutely causes anxiety. It's not weird to be struggling right now."

JB Pritzker calls out 'do-nothing' Democrats for failing to push back against Trump Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is speaking at a major Democratic fundraiser in New Hampshire as he continues to build his national profile.

“Those same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on our defense of Black people, of trans kids, of immigrants, instead of their own lack of guts and gumption,” Illinois Gov. Pritzker said.

(me, I'm the string :-))

And you can pre-order your copy of LAWLESS now, so it arrives first thing once it's out if you want more of these lines :)

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Let me get back on here a biT

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

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Would truly love to have another Audi coupe but yall… this Honda is SO reliable 😭

Well ... he's back. | Crooked Media

NEW POD:
- Trump takes office, vows sweeping changes on immigration, energy & more.

- Biden exits with pardons for Cheney, Fauci & family.

- Jon, Lovett, Tommy & Dan break it all down & share how to survive the next 4 years.

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Chilis is that girl

When she says she’s an Angel! 😈

Anyone else have a breakdown on the way to work today 😭

A Monday morning message

talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭

Still over it 😫

and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate

Alright, who made this? 🤣

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

So happy to see this app thrive. I've been talking about it since its inception and even tho I'm still not very active on it, it's getting better as time goes by