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Kris Kenji

@koncavechest.bsky.social

Waiter and serial eye-roller in the sky. Likes water type Pokemon. β™Šβ˜€οΈβ™ˆπŸŒ•β™ˆβ†—οΈ He/him πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ”’ ENG/δΈ­ζ–‡/ζ—₯本θͺž/ν•œκ΅­μ–΄

654 Followers  |  101 Following  |  138 Posts  |  Joined: 12.10.2023
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Sweaty run

05.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My most gay millennial trait is that i still wear short shorts instead of the over the knee baggy ones

14.02.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How are my fellow tall bottoms doing today

13.02.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes you should post those pics if you think you look good in them

03.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More pole dancing to come for this year

25.01.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ—½ NYC

07.01.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hades 2 is much more challenging than Hades 1

03.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone tried niacinamide on the buss-

03.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fav mirror selfies of the year

22.12.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking a break!

15.12.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven't posted in a while

15.12.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I had a thong tan line but I don't have the guts to go tanning in a thong

27.06.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off with your AI art. Learn to draw.

19.06.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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31 laps around the sun.

05.06.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Awfully tempting to buy

28.05.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

21.05.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been working it out with my therapist but until we fully sort it out this is what I am

18.05.2025 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm gonna take a nap on this rainy Sunday afternoon and I am manifesting the most explicit, raunchy, godless sex dream spit roast starring me, Andrew Garfield, and Pedro Pascal GOOD NIGHT.

18.05.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm complaining to a void but why hasn't anyone done Fran Lebowitz for snatch game? The look is easy to replicate, the voice and cadence is distinct, and there are so many quips and rants to quote.

09.05.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ashamed to admit it but katseye's gnarly is growing on me....

09.05.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How long can you wear a butt plug? Asking for a friend.

08.05.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

White speedos in the wrong size looks like diapers

28.04.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to fight the Chinese astrologers cuz 2025 has sucked so far

27.04.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wish I were a bisexual girl with two boyfriends who are also boyfriends.

26.04.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If telephone part 2 happens WITH BEYONCE I will post hole and pole

12.03.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to know how people are posting bare ass on IG cuz mine keeps getting striked down???

11.03.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they did

11.03.2025 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just imagine Europe (expect Italy, Spain, and Portugal) as a frozen thundra 9 out of 12 months of the year

11.03.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Snatch game featuring drag queens as Ho Ching, Halimah Yacob, Rosmah, Yingluck Shinawatra, Sarah Duterte, Imelda Marcos, and Aung San Suu Kyi. The guest on the panel is Prince Abdul Mateen.

11.03.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nevermind.

10.03.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4602    πŸ” 539    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 128